Fingering her

First get her sexual aroused, then you penetrate your finger inside of her Vagina. You start with one finger, then two finger, then you fist, then push further penetrating your arm, now your other arm, slowly crawl inside her and take full control of her body.



Fingering her lips
When you are having sex and you decide to pleasure your girlfriend with your hand. You rub the lips of her pussy until she is satisfied. Two fingers is normal. Three fingers is when your girlfriend is really horny. Four fingers is just naughty.
Example:
I was fingering her lips last night and she gave me a blowjob in return.


spud on her finger
Example:
john looked carefully for a spud on her finger

she had a spud on her finger...too bad, thought dave! lucky guy!


2 fingers in her poo poo stinker
A sexual act that typically occurs during sexual intercourse.

The giver will thrust his/her index and middle fingers into the anal cavity of the receiver with the strength of a freight train, usually without warning.
Example:
"Hey, Bartholomew. Why aren't you at the office?"

"I had some fun with my step-wife last night and rammed 2 fingers in her poo poo stinker. I broke two of my fingers and I'm at the hospital with severe infections and hairline fractures. Sorry, boss."


Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
Example:
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*


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