Bartholomew

A friendly, inquisitive alligator, he spends time in Palm Beach, hanging around with royalty, notably The Viscount. His spectacles give him a scholarly look, but his teeth are real.



Bartholomew
Pronounced: Barthla--umm-Barthomaul---umm. Bar-tholo-mew

1.) a Biblical name, which is often miss pronounced by girls who are otherwise pretty and smart but still play stupid, little pigs (and I mean that literally).

2.) brother--I mean, sister, I think--of Marcellus and Amadeus (for AMADEUS refer to "1")

3.) a word that people who have names like "Victoria" and still choose to shorten them (to, for example, "Tori") would have difficulty pronouncing.
Example:
Tori, which is just a random name, cannot seem to say Bartholomew (Instead, she says, Barthla--umm-Barthomaul---umm. Bar-tholo-mew etc.), or say four letter words, in anger, without making everyone say, "Aww, she's so cute when she's pissed off."


Bartholomew
bartholomew aka bart is a nice but also dirty minded coll guy he is easily trusting and easygoing person
Example:
hey look it's bartholomew


Bartholomew
Bartholomew or Barty is a cracked, smart man that is built like a tank. He spends his days reading books while playing chess and eating kiwi. A wild Bartholomew in his natural habitat has the ability to hunt lions. But a domesticated Bartholomew specializes in Tech Support and Quantum Rizzics.
Example:
Bartholomew is the iconic Rizzler


Bartholomew
Bartholomew is a very smart person that brings good to all around him. He is very polite like a typical British person. Also, they are commonly known to grow up as a butler. A "Bartholomew" can be an extraordinary compliment to all those that wish to be smart. Large genitalia.
Example:
Oh boy, he is a real Bartholomew


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