Florida State University

A kick ass college. FSU is the premier school in the state of Florida. While it has managed to POWN UF and UM in every way, it has also been deemed to have the sexiest female students in the state.FSU students have often been found teabagging the shit out of UF students because they are bitches.



Florida State University
The greatest institution of higher learning in the state of Florida. Notable achievements include the 1993 and 1999 College Football Championships and two Heisman Trophy winners. Top ranked programs in business, social sciences, & arts and sciences. ALSO known as FSU
Example:
What did the FSU grad say to the UF grad? Will the defendant please rise.


Florida State University
The elite university in the State of Florida. The oldest historical campus in the State of Florida. Usually sends it's rejects to the University of Florida.
Example:
That poor bastard couldn't get accepted to FSU, I guess he has to enroll at UF.


Florida State University
FSU, is a very Prestigious College. The weird part is, F.S.U. means fuck shit up. How would you like it to go to fuck sh...uh, i mean FLorida State University.
Example:
John: Where you going to school these days Bob?

Bob: I'm going to Florida State University.

John: FSU?

Bob: Ya.

John:......


Florida State University
A former all girls school that made the transition to a coed university in order to obtain better nationl status. Their football program is owned by the University of Miami due to the Hurricanes owning FSU almost every time they meet on the field.
Example:
"Hey, remember the last time Florida State beat Miami in football?"
"Nope!"
"Me either."


Florida State University
This is the global capital for UF rejects, it is home to the most down syndrome male students, along side smashable, 10/10 females. 99% of its graduates end up working at Petco and/or Chick-Fil A for the entirety of their lives. Also home to the Seminoles, and world-renowned rapist, Jameis Winston.
Example:
Johnny is a retard that is failing every subject, therefore, Johnny will attend THE Florida State University and cry himself to sleep everyday.


Florida State University
Behind FAMU, is easily the worst college in Florida. They try to keep up with superior rival, The University of Florida, but they can't. The only people that attend this school are dumb ass hicks and black people that can't get into the much better academic school, UF. The only bright spot that has to do with FSU is it's slutty black chicks, who even though weigh an average of 300 pounds and usually have around 2 or 3 STDs, are prized possesions at this shit school. Don't go here, unless you don't want to get hired by any employer in the future. Florida State cannot, has not, and will not ever compare to Gator Nation in any way, no matter how much their students claim that FSU>UF because of their first head to head football win in 7 years.
Example:
Florida State University fan:"Dude UF sucks, we beat them in football this year!!"
Superior UF fan:"Chill bro, winning isnt that great but hey, i guess your still getting used to it."


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