University of Florida

A place where diversity is a foreign word, and the girls wouldnt dare wear anything execpt pink, pearls,and a camo hat with their sorority letters on it, and you will stick out like a sore thumb if it doesn't look like you took 9 and 1/2 hrs to get ready.



University of Florida
An public university located in Gainesville, Florida touted as one of the best universities of the south. However, the arrogant students of this university exagerate this status as the ivy league school of the south. Unfortunately, these students are delusional because their school will never be of the same academic caliber as Duke,Vanderbilt,
Emory, Georgia Tech,Tulane,Wake Forest,College of William and Mary, Johns Hopkins,University of Virginia UNC-Chapel Hill, etc.
Example:
UF: I'm proud that I go to UF; it's the ivy league school of the south.
Random Kid: I think you need a breath of fresh air; so please take your head out your ass.


University of Florida
1) A decent school in Florida, a state which inflates its high school GPAs for the benefit of college ranking.

2) A place where students who have never left the state of Florida for some reason think their degrees are of the same merit as degrees from universities like UCLA, UC Berkeley, Stanford, Dartmouth, Yale, Harvard, Fordham, Virginia, etc., etc., etc...

3) The home of the Gator Nation.



Example:
"I've never left Florida, so as far as I'm concerned, UF is the best school in the U.S.A., or the world for that matter."

"Where did you attend school?"
"Ivy-League"
"Really? I graduated from Columbia!. Where are you from?"
"University of Florida. Go gators; the south will rise again."


By the way, UF is ***NOT*** listed as "public ivy" either.

The original eight Public Ivies list by Moll (1985):2
College of William & Mary (Williamsburg, Virginia)
Miami University (Oxford, Ohio)
University of California6
University of Michigan (Ann Arbor)
University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
University of Texas at Austin
University of Vermont (Burlington)
University of Virginia (Charlottesville)


University of Florida
The top 10 ranked participating schools, followed by the number of recruited Merit scholars, are:

1. Harvard University--378
2. University of Texas--258
3. Yale University--228
4. University of Florida--224
5. Stanford University-217
6. University of Chicago-182
7. Arizona State University--176
8. Rice University-173
9. University of Oklahoma-170
10. Princeton University--165
Example:
UF > FSU

Looks like UF isnt a third rate school Bill. UF ownz and will always pwnz FSU sucka.


University of Florida
The best public college in the world in education and athletics!
Example:
We are the boys from old Florida
F-L-O-R-I-D-A
Where the girls are the fairest,
The boys are the squarest
Of any old state down our way
GO GATORS!
We are all strong for old Florida
Down where the old Gators play
In all kinds of weather
We'll all stick together
for F-L-O-R-I-D-A
GO GATORS!
-The University of Florida


University of Florida
A university in Gainesville, Florida that is a cesspit. The people are rude, obnoxious and above all else, uncivilized. The students, fans and alumni all have a sense of entitlement due to their purchasing of great players, coaches and equipment from the profits of their one true success, Gatorade. Without that beverage, U of F would be on par with the University of Vanderbilt. The University also has the worst dressed fans and students in the nation.
Example:
Dude 1: That guy has a gelled, highlighted mullet, jean shorts(jorts) and a wife-beater with dip stains.

Dude 2: Yeah, he is president of his fraternity at the University of Florida.


University of Florida
4 year university found in the sticks and swamps of Florida in which the students pride themselves on believing they are of Ivy League Status. However, rather than retrieving their heads from their anuses and realizing that both they and Florida State University are Public schools in Florida, they will continue celebrating their recent 2004 win against FSU because it was the first in 18 years (older than any Freshman or Sophomore to remember).
Example:
"I go to UF and I think my degree is equal to that of someone who graduated from Oxford University."


University of Florida
An institution located in a malaria infested swamp--once noted for it football team which since 1998, has lost 5 out of 6 of its matchups against superior rival, Florida State University.
Example:
With the dismal leadership of Steve Spurrier the Washington Redskins pulled a University of Florida and ended the season with an abysmal 5-11 season.


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