poor bastard

a guy who's in such a shitty situation that you feel sorry for him, even if you hate his fucking guts.



Poor Bastard Chair
A chair in the women's clothing section, usually reserved for a man (who would rather be anywhere else) shopping with his wife or girlfriend.
Example:
Woman, "I'm going to run to the dressing room to try on 27 pairs of jeans."

Man, "No problem. I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."

OR

"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair! He's out cold. His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."


Poor Bastard Society
A group of men whose lives are made miserable by work/chores and decisions forced upon them by their wives.
Example:
After Matt's wife picked out his clothing for the day she "suggested" that he go clean the pool before accompanying her to shop for shoes. Matt wondered if there was a local meeting of the Poor Bastard Society this evening at the country club bar.


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