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Flounder

The true definition of a flounder is a shapeless woman who has neither breasts nor an ass. She is thinly shaped up and down much like the fish.

Flounder

by ehuzzah on Aug 15, 2020 06:57:25

A flounder is the act of pushing one's buttocks together while standing and defecating, resulting in two brown smears forming on each of the buttocks. These smears each are flat, brown, and circular, much like the shape of the flounder fish. Floundering is preferably done in the shower, so that one can simply rinse the flounders off when done, and no one has to know about it.

Example:
Matt told me about how he gave himself a flounder last night, and went into way too much detail. Gross!

Flounder

by Bubbe on Sep 01, 2005 08:23:57

noun - a lazy, goodfornothing person who doesn't excel or accomplish anything in life

Example:
Craig is such a flounder! All he does every day at work is sit in his office with his feet propped up on the desk reading the Wall Street Journal.

Flounder

by d3ck3r on Jul 24, 2013 07:35:57

One who Flounds. Term used for a certain type of basketball player. Strengths are quickness, driving, and shooting the ball moderately well. Playing style is unorthodox. Shoots layups with 2 hands. Tends to be lanky in stature. Weaknesses are, well, everything else. Prone to being rejected, out rebounded, and shooting bricks. Can get the job done.

Example:
Parker: "Jason, do you want Amir or Seth for your team?"
Jason: "Seth. He's a Flounder."
Parker: "Got 'em..."

Flounder

by Diggity Monkeez on Mar 05, 2005 02:20:01

1) A fish that lives on the bottom of the ocean. Perhaps the origin of the insult 'bottom-dewller' or 'bottom-feeder'.

2) To fail or struggle in a given situation.

Example:
1) I have never caught a flounder while fishing, nor should I have.

2) After floundering as a catcher due to injuries, Brian Downing had a successful career as an outfielder.

Flounder

by Bluetiger on Jul 11, 2010 07:13:20

(v.) the act of placing your hand between someones legs from behind, and flopping your hand under their balls like a flounder, but not actually touching their balls, that would be gay unless "no homo" is called. Usually results in a startled reaction from the individual it is applied to.

Flounder, Floundered, Floundering

Example:
Person 1: "Dude why does Marlon look so bummed?"
Person 2: "Ohh, i just floundered him and he was so surprised that he pooped a little and it dripped down his legs onto his sock. Those are new socks."
Person 1: "Ohh that sucks, at least he gives good LJ's and can move silently through the night"

Flounder

by The Tater tot slayer on Feb 17, 2015 10:47:42

A person who thinks they are cool but is a complete loser

Example:
Nick Harris is a HUGE flounder!

Flounder

by OrangeElixir on Aug 08, 2013 03:47:07

A turd that is quite flat. It can be long or short, but with very little girth.

Example:
Don: Who left the flounder swimming around in the bowl?

Dan: I did. I tried to flush it, but it swam back up.

Flounder

by BigdaddyTF on Feb 17, 2011 07:06:20

Excessive moving of the hand between someone else's leg. ( like the movement of a fish)

Example:
Oh no, Hunter and Joe, just floundered me! My day is now ruined.

Flounder

by Andrea.... on Jul 16, 2008 10:00:46

Flounder is one of the characters from the Disney movie "The Little Mermaid". He is a fish, and Ariel's best friend. So, if your name is Flounder you are a loyal friend.

Example:
Flounder the loyal fish.

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