Floundering
Established Winter of
'04. Used to describe the act of
flopping around on the sofa all Sunday long. One resembles a
Flounder out of water flopping as it gasps for air, in its case, water.
Flounder
by Lord Price XI on Apr 05, 2009 20:04:46
The true definition of a
flounder is a shapeless woman who has neither breasts nor an ass. She is thinly shaped
up and down much like
the fish.
Example:
The flounder originally thought she was cute until she discovered that she
lacked any sexual
organ that would catch the eye of the opposite sex.
The Flounder
by Irish-Italian Manwhore on Sep 25, 2006 22:41:02
A very sneaky foreplay moved performed by short Jewish guys from Long Island. Not realizing that the girl is not into him while sitting on her couch, the dude places his hand in between the girl's thighs and flaps it back and forth in the same motion as a fish out of water.
The flounder is normally followed by dog-like
leg humping.
If performed properly, the flounder-leg hump trick is good way to ensure the "No Pants in the Bedroom" rule is followed. If awkward while doing this move, the dude is usually sent on his way hoping to catch the end of
Rosh Hashanah dinner.
Example:
"When
Yaacov tried
the flounder, the date was over."
"I wasn't into Isaac at first, but, after he
floundered me, I got to see that my pants really did match the rug...and he found out the color of the carpet"
Floundered
by TJlovesDEREK on Jan 14, 2009 08:37:59
Flounders
by Working Class Hero on Dec 17, 2020 01:18:51
Flounder
by ehuzzah on Aug 15, 2020 06:57:25
A flounder is the act of pushing one's buttocks together while standing and defecating, resulting in two brown smears forming on each of the buttocks. These smears each are flat, brown, and circular, much like the shape of
the flounder fish.
Floundering is preferably done in the shower, so that one can simply rinse the
flounders off when done, and no one has to know about it.
Example:
Matt told me about how he gave himself a
flounder last night, and went into
way too much
detail. Gross!
Flounder
by Bubbe on Sep 01, 2005 08:23:57
Example:
Craig is such a
flounder! All he does every day at work is sit in his office with his feet
propped up on
the desk reading the Wall Street Journal.
Flounder
by d3ck3r on Jul 24, 2013 07:35:57
One who Flounds. Term used for a certain type of basketball player. Strengths are
quickness, driving, and shooting the ball moderately well. Playing style is unorthodox. Shoots
layups with 2 hands. Tends to be lanky in stature. Weaknesses are, well, everything else. Prone to being rejected, out
rebounded, and shooting bricks. Can get the job done.
Example:
Parker: "Jason, do you want
Amir or Seth for your team?"
Jason: "Seth. He's a Flounder."
Parker: "
Got 'em..."
Flounder
by Diggity Monkeez on Mar 05, 2005 02:20:01
1) A fish that lives on the bottom of the ocean. Perhaps
the origin of the insult 'bottom-dewller' or 'bottom-feeder'.
2)
To fail or struggle in
a given situation.
Example:
1) I have never caught a
flounder while fishing, nor should I have.
2) After
floundering as a catcher due to injuries, Brian Downing had a successful career as an
outfielder.
Flounder
by Bluetiger on Jul 11, 2010 07:13:20
(v.) the act of placing your hand between someones legs from behind, and flopping your hand under their balls like a
flounder, but not actually touching their balls, that would be gay unless "no homo" is called. Usually results in a startled reaction from the individual it is applied to.
Flounder,
Floundered,
Floundering Example:
Person 1: "Dude why does
Marlon look so bummed?"
Person 2: "Ohh, i just
floundered him and he was so surprised that he pooped a little and it dripped down his legs onto his sock. Those are new socks."
Person 1: "Ohh that sucks, at least he gives good
LJ's and can move silently through the night"