floundered

The true definition of a flounder is a shapeless woman who has neither breasts nor an ass. She is thinly shaped up and down much like the fish.



The Flounder

by Irish-Italian Manwhore on Sep 25, 2006 22:41:02

A very sneaky foreplay moved performed by short Jewish guys from Long Island. Not realizing that the girl is not into him while sitting on her couch, the dude places his hand in between the girl's thighs and flaps it back and forth in the same motion as a fish out of water. The flounder is normally followed by dog-like leg humping.
If performed properly, the flounder-leg hump trick is good way to ensure the "No Pants in the Bedroom" rule is followed. If awkward while doing this move, the dude is usually sent on his way hoping to catch the end of Rosh Hashanah dinner.
Example:
"When Yaacov tried the flounder, the date was over."

"I wasn't into Isaac at first, but, after he floundered me, I got to see that my pants really did match the rug...and he found out the color of the carpet"


Flounder

by ehuzzah on Aug 15, 2020 06:57:25

A flounder is the act of pushing one's buttocks together while standing and defecating, resulting in two brown smears forming on each of the buttocks. These smears each are flat, brown, and circular, much like the shape of the flounder fish. Floundering is preferably done in the shower, so that one can simply rinse the flounders off when done, and no one has to know about it.
Example:
Matt told me about how he gave himself a flounder last night, and went into way too much detail. Gross!


Floundering

by Luis on Mar 05, 2005 15:39:05

Established Winter of '04. Used to describe the act of flopping around on the sofa all Sunday long. One resembles a Flounder out of water flopping as it gasps for air, in its case, water.
Example:
We floundered all day and loved it.


Flounder

by d3ck3r on Jul 24, 2013 07:35:57

One who Flounds. Term used for a certain type of basketball player. Strengths are quickness, driving, and shooting the ball moderately well. Playing style is unorthodox. Shoots layups with 2 hands. Tends to be lanky in stature. Weaknesses are, well, everything else. Prone to being rejected, out rebounded, and shooting bricks. Can get the job done.
Example:
Parker: "Jason, do you want Amir or Seth for your team?"
Jason: "Seth. He's a Flounder."
Parker: "Got 'em..."


Flounder

by Diggity Monkeez on Mar 05, 2005 02:20:01

1) A fish that lives on the bottom of the ocean. Perhaps the origin of the insult 'bottom-dewller' or 'bottom-feeder'.

2) To fail or struggle in a given situation.
Example:
1) I have never caught a flounder while fishing, nor should I have.

2) After floundering as a catcher due to injuries, Brian Downing had a successful career as an outfielder.


Flounder

by Bluetiger on Jul 11, 2010 07:13:20

(v.) the act of placing your hand between someones legs from behind, and flopping your hand under their balls like a flounder, but not actually touching their balls, that would be gay unless "no homo" is called. Usually results in a startled reaction from the individual it is applied to.

Flounder, Floundered, Floundering
Example:
Person 1: "Dude why does Marlon look so bummed?"
Person 2: "Ohh, i just floundered him and he was so surprised that he pooped a little and it dripped down his legs onto his sock. Those are new socks."
Person 1: "Ohh that sucks, at least he gives good LJ's and can move silently through the night"


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