Fly Trap

A message board or web site set up with the intention of trolling unsuspecting registrants. The reverse of traditional trolling, where the message board is invaded by trolls looking to cause mischief. In the case of a Fly Trap, the targets come to it.



Fly Trap
When you hang from a rope attached to the ceiling in the middle of the room in an attempt to sexually gratify yourself in your lady friend's hair. The victim gets his hand stuck in the woman's hair, and chokes out.
Example:
Michael Hutchence, lead singer of INXS was caught in the Fly Trap.


Penis Fly Trap
The event in which a man is done peeing into a urinal, then zips the tip of his penis up in his zipper, causing an excrutiating pinching pain that results in loud sreaming and cursing.

The name derives from the penis getting trapped in the fly. Hence the name penis fly trap.
Example:
(two guys standing by seperate urinals, finishing up)

Man 1: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Man 2:WHAT?!?!

Man 1:PENIS FLY TRAP!

Man 2:Ouch...


The Topeka Fly Trap
The act of catching a common housefly, ripping off its wings and using it for sexual pleasure by laying in a warm bath with the water level just below your penis tip, setting the wingless fly on the penis tip and letting it panic and run free, stimulating your penis into ejaculation, inevitably drowning the fly in your cum. Not to be confused with the Arlington Biter or the Mikes Hard Semenade which use a horse fly and a wasp in place of a housefly.
Example:
Remember that fly that was buzzing around the kitchen? I gave him The Topeka Fly Trap.


anus fly trap
when someone,usually a male, clamps there ass cheeks on a persons nose(usually alseep) and then farts. a very horrible experience.
Example:
chris:dude last night i gave fred an anus fly trap
jp:he deserved it.


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