Penis Fly Trap

The event in which a man is done peeing into a urinal, then zips the tip of his penis up in his zipper, causing an excrutiating pinching pain that results in loud sreaming and cursing.The name derives from the penis getting trapped in the fly. Hence the name penis fly trap.



Penis Fly Trap
Steps: 1. Get a group of 4-6 guys on the dancefloor.
2. Gradually spread out into a small oval shape.
3. Wait for a group of 4-6 girls to walk into the middle of the small oval.
4. Immediately close in the oval around them and start grinding.
5. Enjoy.
Example:
The other night at the club, we desperately were trying to pick up some chicks. We huddled up and began to spread out. Within 5 minutes, 4 girls walked between us and we closed in around them. One of the girls exclaimed "I think we were just caught in a PENIS FLY TRAP!....and I am loving it!!"


Penis Fly Trap
A woman who is physically attractive and lures in men away from their friends and keeps letting them get closer to getting laid but never actually lets them get there. Then takes all their attention and when they get bored they leave him
Example:
“Dude I’m going on a date
“I wouldn’t trust her, she’s kinda a penis fly trap


Penis Fly Trap
When the penis becomes entrapped in the zipper of the pants during or after a sexual act because the wearer stuck their shaft through this ragged metal-teethed slot instead of fully removing this dangerous piece of clothing
Example:
"I was fucking this girl in my Honda, and my dick got caught in a Penis Fly Trap half way through."


Penis Fly Trap
A painful occurance that takes place when one's penis gets caught in one's fly.

(Most common when going "commando" and/or when "pissing" standing up).
Example:
Two Pissing guys:

Guy 1: GAAAAHHH!

Guy 2: What happened, man?

Guy 1: Penis Fly Trap!

Guy 2: Haha, that blows for you!

...

Guy 2: GAAAHH!


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