Fond du Lac
The town of Fond du Lac, WI, is midsized at about 42,000 residents. Located at the southern tip of Lake
Winnebago, the city is midway between
Green Bay and Milwaukee in the Fox River Valley. Its name French for "Foot of the Lake," Fond du Lac might be better described as "Armpit of the Midwest." The modest, weathered
lighthouse (which serves also as the town's symbol) at the town's
Lakeside Park stands as a metaphor for the time-worn, antiquated value system that largely drives
Fond du Lac's people and politics.The city's primary news source is The Fond du Lac Reporter, a publication comprising part-time housewives turned reporters and news stories as bland as its readers. With headlines frequently no more intriguing than "It Snowed. A Lot," it is no wonder Fond du Lac's citizens have taken to entertaining themselves with hearty helpings of Bill O'Reilly and liver crushing volumes of alcohol.At the end of the day, Fond du Lac stands not only as a champion of the mediocre and non-questioning, but also as a haven for rednecks, third rate thugs and nicotine stained bottle blondes. The few acceptions to the
FDL rule stand out as brave warriors fighting in a losing battle against crack
addled pizza delivery persons, alcoholic schoolteachers and men who choose to wear their No Fear t-shirts tucked in, thank you very much.So for your next vacation, consider Fond du Lac, WI, where our motto is "Hey, at least we're not
Sheboygan."
fond du lac girl
by SarahN on Mar 10, 2007 16:03:40
A girl from
Fond du Lac, Wisconsin. Primarily a native..she was born and raised in
Fond du lac. You can spot a
Fond du lac girl by her bad hair, bad clothes, bad makeup. She looks 10-15 years older than what she really is due to cigarettes and alcohol. Her idea of a good time is going to
Dillingers on Main Street and dancing to severely outdated music all while thinking she is hot shit. Fond du Lac girls like to date men with mullets, no fear gear and every now and then members only jackets. Considered to be the utmost insult.
Example:
Big City Girl: "There is a lot of 80's hair here and the place smells like
Jean Nate, this place is loaded with
Fond du Lac girls"
Gang Bang Fond du Lac Girl
by darkluigi on Jun 23, 2011 07:24:20
Example:
Pablo: "Yo, you see that ho over there
grinding up on those 4 dudes?"
James: "Yeah, stay away from that, she's a gang bang
fond du lac girl."