no hander

Slang for a hand job. A handy. A hander.



no-hander
When you have such a big dick that while using a urinal or peeing in the woods, you dont have to even use your hands. You have even more control over it if you can do the famed no hander, one footer; using no hands while balancing on one foot. (usually has to be a dude....but there are excetions)
Example:
-Holy poopy-mc-poop-poop, did you see jimmy just pull off that no-hander-one footer, i never thought he would be able to pull it off.

-OMG that guy prob has such a big dick that he can do a no hander


No hander
Sometimes known as "Look Ma, no hands!"

The act of urinating without the use of hands as means of guidancing the stream of urine into the toilet.

-Males only.
Example:
By the time I reached my teenage years, I was a master of the No Hander.

Sometimes I pull a No Hander when I need to text (lol?)

The other day my No Hander went wrong and I made a huge mess in my bathroom...


2 hander
when a guy's dick is so long that when he's hard he can grab it with both hands and the head sticks out of the top of your hand
Example:
manson: mmmmm twiggy I love your 2 hander baby

twiggy: I wish you had a 2 hander like mine :(


left hander
The rather difficult task of masturbating with the left hand while using the right hand on a mouse to navigate porn on the Internet.
With practice you can become ambidextrous; however that in no way discriminates against ambidextrous men who are born that way.
Example:
When my mother goes to the supermarket I have a quick left hander.


One Hander
A woman with an ass so petite that you can cover most of it in one hand. To be more specific you must be able to clench and hold both cheeks together effortlessly with just one hand. This can only be achieved if the distance between your thumb and middle finger is wider than the apex of both buttocks. This is not possible with asses exceeding 1.0 Hdr
Example:
"Dude check out the one hander at the bar"
"Now THAT is a one hander"


Two hander
A penis long enough to be held by two hands, one in front of the other, with room to spare.
Example:
When Velma unzipped Shaggys' Levis, she saw that he was a two hander, requiring more work than she wanted to put in that night.


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