GIFT CARD

a) A brilliant invention of retailers whereby they can lock in advance sales without providing any goods or services, knowing that the gift card will force the recipient into their store who will most likely spend an additional amount above & beyond the card value, although the retailer ultimately hopes that the gift card will be lost or destroyed before said goods or services are redeemed.b) A device whereby the giver can impose their will upon the receiver, but not necessarily provide the receiver with want they want.c) A financial instrument providing income for 3rd parties, who purchase unneeded gift cards for 90 cents on the dollar and resell them for 95 cents on the dollar.d) A foolish thing to send in the mail to a friend.



gift card laundering
The act of using a gift card to purchase another gift card of equal or slightly greater value in order to hide the fact that you're just regifting the original gift card.
Example:
After I do some gift card laundering at the mall today, these gift cards I got last Christmas will be squeaky clean and ready for regifting. No one will ever catch on to my operation - muhahaHAHA!


amazon gift card
Something that isn’t in 1000$ denominations, and isn’t for free, but scam websites like to say that you get these.
Example:
*browsing urban dictionary* *strange page loads* FREE AMAZON GIFT CARDS!!! 1000$!!!
me: nope.


Gift Card Millionaire
A person who holds a significant amount of money tied up in Gift Cards, Store Credit, Groupons and other forms of vouchers.
Example:
Financial Advisor: Do you know your networth?
Gift Card Millionaire: Do you include Gift Cards? Because that would significantly affect the day I can retire.


Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store
Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store
Example:
"HEY MOM Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store "


GIFTA Gift Cards
GIFTA is a digital gift cards platform that transforms the way we send and receive gift cards. Give your friends and family the best gift of all - the gift of choice! Choose from hundreds of the best brands on the mobile or web app and send gift cards across Australia.

GIFTA also neatly stores all gift cards in the gift card wallet, or you can save them to your Apple or Google Wallet. No hidden fees, and to top it all off, the app is simple and easy to use. Everything you ever wanted in a gift card.
Example:
GIFTA Gift Cards


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