reptiles

addicts of mugwump jism, see mugwumps. popularized by william s burroughs and david cronenberg.



REPTILITIS
A disease that manifests itself with the same symptoms as the common cold but is really a virus spread by contact with snakes and lizards.
Example:
Your co-worker who owns a ridiculous number of snakes and lizards and is always coughing and sneezing has reptilis.


reptile
an insult utilsed by the ill-educated suburban scumbag wannabe's of the immediate area outside Dublin Ireland to indicate an unattractive or stupid person
Example:
"Look at the state of you, you bleedin' reptile."


REPTILITIS
What you suffer from after making out with someone who is afflicted with this reptile virus
Example:
Enjoying a heavy make out session when you suddenly feel like you are making out with an alligator because they are eating your face alive and their body gestures are that of an alligator during a feeding frenzy


Reptile
Scum-sucking, lard-assed internet troll, who loves nothing more than to cause mayhem all over the net and try to pass the blame onto someone else. Spams Usenet for Christmas cash, and does insurance jobs on their car to gains sympathy and raise cash. Likes lasagne - too much. Also see Lizzard
Example:
Some bastard reptiles been leaving scales in my guestbook again!


Reptile
n. A person who shaves theirself, or at least their vagina or penis area, completely bare.

adj. resembling the hairless look of a reptile.
Example:
I like a chick's pussy to be neatly trimmed, maybe a cute little airstrip or triangle, but every girl I hook up with is a reptile.

Shaving it all off started in the porn industry and now every girl has a reptile pussy.

The problem with reptiles is that they often have razor burn bumps. I'd rather nuzzle against a little soft hair than lick a bunch of irritated zit-like bumps on a reptile pussy.


Reptile
A person who finds it absolutely necessary to both annoy as well as boast. Even though he could not hit a fade with a tennis racket. Is polish, and as such this may explain his behaviour
Example:
"It's better when you kill 5 skulks in one lmg cip :D"
"I dont think you understand how hard it is to knife an onos"


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