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elp

by jack randolph on Apr 24, 2005 10:10:26

An anciet clan that originated in africa.
They were a warrior clan best know for eating the penises of the animals they captured and drinking the animals sperm. This was believed to build muscle and to keep one healthy.
Example:
He must be part of the elp. Thats the third penis he's eatedn today.


elp

by zach brown on Apr 24, 2005 10:18:53

enjoys licking penises

Someone who is always looking to lick penises and often licks up to 50 penises a day
Example:
He is an elp, he's already on his knees and its not even noon.


Elp

by Lockhem on Aug 22, 2018 02:48:14

"Elp", short for "help" is an unwritten right of passage in the age-old brocabulary.

Typically used by sending a one-word text or message, when a person wants their sibling to come to their bedroom, for something that may be important (even life or death) but in reality is usually just to waste 10 seconds of their time.

Best applied when said sibling is in the middle of something for maximum effect.

It's important to note that using "help" or "elp" is synonymous with the tale of the boy who cried wolf... If this technique is used too often it becomes ineffective.
Example:
Elp


ELP

by James Kelly Williamson on Jan 14, 2009 15:51:00

An ELP (Earth-Like Planet) or, Terrestrial Planet, is a planet with a rocky surface with or without an inner molten core, and composed of silicate rocks. A solar system will have its terrestrial planets closest to it in orbit. These planets are, Earth-like.

ELPs, or Terrestrial Planets are markedly variant from other types of planets such as gas giants. ELPs are composed mostly of a mixture of helium, hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen.
Example:
Kon: "I think that ELP over there is a nice piece of realestate. Lets invade now."

Purp: "I don't think the Royal Galactic High Council will approve of us invading that one. It's full of vermin."

Kon: "Ooooh those are just humans. They're tasty roasted."

Purp: "AUFK :o "


ELP

by christopher wright on Apr 25, 2005 03:42:23

Erection Lasting Problem
Refers to men who have a difficult time getting or keeping an erection. This problem can pertain both to elderly men but also young adolescence who have not gone through puberty properly and therefore there penis cannot pump enough blood to get their penis erect.
Example:
This man can't make love to his wife because he has ELP.


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