Ginger
Gingers are people who are commonly mistaken as having no soul, but in fact have souls, they are just stolen. Gingers are soul sucking redheads who are slowly sucking the universe's life force, slowly. If you ever see a ginger with blue eyes, be afraid. Be very afraid.Ginger
Ginger
1) One who has coloured hair ranging in shades from Red to Strawberry blonde.Usually pale with freckles,less susceptible to electrical pain,more susceptible to sunlight. Although these r not a wholly 'ginger' traits & may not apply.
Loved, mocked & feared by those of different hair colours. Prejudice towards redheads is formally known as Gingerism& fear of them is Gingerphobia.
Usually associated with such insults as carrot top, ginger nut, Duracell and gingivitis - entirely unrelated, its gum disease.
Famous people e.g queen Elizabeth, Boadicea, celebrities -Nicole Kidman, Gerri Halliwell, Catherine Tate, Mich Hucknall- associated with this hair colour - on the increase this year as it has been hallmarked as the 'new blonde'.
Between 1& 2% of people in the UK have red hair
Red hair has more pheomelanin than other hair colours, but less of the dark pigment eumelanin thus causing the colouring
Redhead day is the name of a Dutch festival that takes place each first weekend of September in the city of Breda, the Netherlands.
It is said that Gingers have a higher sex drive, are better in bed, are generally more mischievous and known as 'kinky'
2) A type of spice used for cooking and also consumed whole as a delicacy or medicine
3) Earliest known ancient Egyptian mummified body dating back to pre 3000 bc
4) Various bands artists and groups
Loved, mocked & feared by those of different hair colours. Prejudice towards redheads is formally known as Gingerism& fear of them is Gingerphobia.
Usually associated with such insults as carrot top, ginger nut, Duracell and gingivitis - entirely unrelated, its gum disease.
Famous people e.g queen Elizabeth, Boadicea, celebrities -Nicole Kidman, Gerri Halliwell, Catherine Tate, Mich Hucknall- associated with this hair colour - on the increase this year as it has been hallmarked as the 'new blonde'.
Between 1& 2% of people in the UK have red hair
Red hair has more pheomelanin than other hair colours, but less of the dark pigment eumelanin thus causing the colouring
Redhead day is the name of a Dutch festival that takes place each first weekend of September in the city of Breda, the Netherlands.
It is said that Gingers have a higher sex drive, are better in bed, are generally more mischievous and known as 'kinky'
2) A type of spice used for cooking and also consumed whole as a delicacy or medicine
3) Earliest known ancient Egyptian mummified body dating back to pre 3000 bc
4) Various bands artists and groups
Example:
1) That person has ginger hair
Its a ginger...
Don't make them angry, they're ginger...
They must be good in bed... have you heard the rumours about fiery red head's?
2) Shall we add some flavour?
How, about some ginger...?
Would you like a gingerbread man?
3)Its a mummy :O
4) Wikipedia!!
1) That person has ginger hair
Its a ginger...
Don't make them angry, they're ginger...
They must be good in bed... have you heard the rumours about fiery red head's?
2) Shall we add some flavour?
How, about some ginger...?
Would you like a gingerbread man?
3)Its a mummy :O
4) Wikipedia!!
Ginger
The Ginger planet of mars (previously colonised by Matt Damon) gave birth to the greatest being of all time: Your mum.
Who later partnered up with Michael Jackson and hehe’d to the moon. It was here where they met with the mighty Vector who influenced them to chemically create a baby based off of their home planet - Ginger Mars. They quickly had the urge to do this on earth and infiltrate the society by over throwing the generic haired people. With the help of the infamous Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, they were able to chemically and biologically form the first ever ginger.
Thus blessing the earth with Ed Sheeran - the nations designated ginger
Who later partnered up with Michael Jackson and hehe’d to the moon. It was here where they met with the mighty Vector who influenced them to chemically create a baby based off of their home planet - Ginger Mars. They quickly had the urge to do this on earth and infiltrate the society by over throwing the generic haired people. With the help of the infamous Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, they were able to chemically and biologically form the first ever ginger.
Thus blessing the earth with Ed Sheeran - the nations designated ginger
Example:
Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: meet my ginger accomplice
Ed: My bad habits lead to wide eyes stare into space
Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: meet my ginger accomplice
Ed: My bad habits lead to wide eyes stare into space
Ginger
A fantastic breed of humans. Gingers typically have lovely luscious red locks. They are often made fun of by non-gingers, but everyone knows that it's because they're just jealous of our gingerosity.
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Ginger people have been discriminated against throughout history due to the colour of their ginger hair. Ironically, ginger is an anagram of the word "nigger", and whilst there have been moves from gingers to unite with black people throughout the world to form a united front against oppression, they are nevertheless ridiculed by all races. Regarded as a "sub-species" gingers have tried desperately to embrace black culture based on the success of the cultural and political subversion of the word "nigger" as an insult, to one of racial empowerment.
Example:
Black person: "Waazzup mah nigger?"
Other black people: "Waaaazzaup maaaaah niggaaaaaar!!!!"
Non-black people: "man that's cool - I wish I could say that too!"
Ginger person: "What's up my ginger?"
Other ginger person: "Hello. What's up my ginger?"
Non-ginger person: "...Cunts"
Black person: "Waazzup mah nigger?"
Other black people: "Waaaazzaup maaaaah niggaaaaaar!!!!"
Non-black people: "man that's cool - I wish I could say that too!"
Ginger person: "What's up my ginger?"
Other ginger person: "Hello. What's up my ginger?"
Non-ginger person: "...Cunts"
Ginger
A person with exceptional great hair colour.. Fiery personality.. And the best lovers... Like my boyfriend!
Ginger
A redhaired freckled light skinned person. Who everyone says are evil and or soulless. When in reality they are not evil or soulless they are just like you except there hair color is better than yours. And you all are just jealous that you are not as cool as gingers.
Ginger
Ginger is the god of gingers. Like gingers he has all the same features, he is just more awesome then his normal counterparts. Some may know him as Dylan, but that is just the name of his human vessel.
Ginger is the has been to take the form of a human being, but this is because of the deceitful nature of gingers and is trying to trick you. He is a nice, loving god but if you get on his bad side he will unleash his divine wraith upon thee and will make you wish you were never born. he has also on occasion unleashed he is army of gingers to kidnap people in the night. There are ways to appease him though, he enjoys sacrifices of food and drink(virgin sacrifices are welcome to), worship of him, and gifts of video games, movies and comic books. He will also be pleased with sex from women and only women. Ginger is known to converse with his oracle that is a magical talking toucan named Toucan. He also believes people with the initials J.B. are douches.
Remember that he is the most amazing thing ever, better than anything else and is incredibly sexy.
Ginger is the has been to take the form of a human being, but this is because of the deceitful nature of gingers and is trying to trick you. He is a nice, loving god but if you get on his bad side he will unleash his divine wraith upon thee and will make you wish you were never born. he has also on occasion unleashed he is army of gingers to kidnap people in the night. There are ways to appease him though, he enjoys sacrifices of food and drink(virgin sacrifices are welcome to), worship of him, and gifts of video games, movies and comic books. He will also be pleased with sex from women and only women. Ginger is known to converse with his oracle that is a magical talking toucan named Toucan. He also believes people with the initials J.B. are douches.
Remember that he is the most amazing thing ever, better than anything else and is incredibly sexy.
Example:
Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy because he didn't sacrifice a virgin the almighty and awesome Ginger?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: A legion of soulless gingers came and took him to bring to their amazing and wonderful god!
Person 2: That's terrible!
Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy because he didn't sacrifice a virgin the almighty and awesome Ginger?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: A legion of soulless gingers came and took him to bring to their amazing and wonderful god!
Person 2: That's terrible!