Girl's Night Out

A night free from the literal and symbolic confines of significant other. Girl's Night Out had the same rules as Las Vegas; what happens on Girl's Night Out stays in Girl's Night Out. Men you sleep with on Girl's Night Out do not count towards your sexual partner count, getting smashingly drunk and showing your tits does not make you a slut on Girl's Night Out either, it makes you "fun". A Bachelorette Party is an example of GNO. Proper Attire: Sluttiest thing you can legally buy



girls' night out
A planned event, usually held at a cheesy Irish pub or dance club, where groups of females dress provocatively, flirt insessantly, dance badly, and accept free drinks from desparate single men. The event usually ends when one female passes out in her own vomit or when one of their boyfriends shows up.
Example:
Marsha is having a girl's night out this Friday, so we can head down to Cheetahs.


girls' night out
when girls go out and party without their boyfriends/husbands
Example:
Shirley and the gals went on a girls' night out to the local bar.


girls' night out
A clutch of females, friends, who escape from their ordinary lives and go out and act like they don't have responsibilities or boyfriends. This excursion can also be girls night in, ie staying at one females house together as a group.
Example:
After this week i am looking foward to girls' night out with kate, laura and becca.


girls' night out
An evening excursion for a group of women all of whom must dress in revealing or scanty attire, and who should, as part of the etiquette of the event, consume large quantities of alcohol, and make a lot of noise. It is conventional at such events for one party to vomit whilst another holds the retcher's hair back from her face.
Example:
Gillian's girl's night out had been a great success with only minor casualties.


girls night out
a typical girl's night out consists of a bunch of girl's getting completely dressed up, including but not limited to excessively slutty or overdone makeup, then going out to a club/bar type place to then get completely wasted all the while flirting with unsuspecting single men while their husband/boyfriends remain none the wiser.

Please also note girls night out does not have to include alcohol or a bar/club, if a moderate amount of male bashing goes on including but not limited to the boyfriend/husband, then a girls night out has occured.

If the girls night out does include a bar/club it should also include having gullible lonely men pay for drinks as well.
Example:
Dumb Girl 1: Hey ladies its been a while time for a girls night out!!
Dumb Girl 2: Yeh lets hit up the club this Friday and leave the guys at home!
Dumb Girl 3: Alright! I finally have an excuse to wear that slutty shirt I bought last fall!

Random Boyfriend with sense observing conversation: Uhh the last time you went out like that, you came home drunk as hell, with some random numbers stuffed in your purse.

Dumb Girl (doesnt matter which one): Shutup idiot! we had to give them something for paying for all the drinks. Duh.

Boyfriend: Oh okay, so its okay for me to go out and have some idiot pay for my drinks and give out my number in return then?

Dumb Girl: If you do that I will rip off your balls, fry them in oil and feed to the dog.

Boyfriend: yeh,...okay,...sounds fair.


girls' night out
When a group of women get together to complain about men, problems with men, or the lack of men.
Usually involves acting in a manner in which any man who sees them would sever all ties with said women, should that man know them.
Example:
Things were going great with Mark until Gina and her friends went on a girl's night out.
Mark saw Gina at a club and slit his wrists in the bathroom.


girls' night out
A night where "girls" go out with their friends. The single girls in the group complain because the married ones are being hit on by the "hot" guys. The married girls are doing things with these hot guys that would be grounds for divorce, and overall they all get too drunk to remember why they are missing their panties and/or a chunk of their hair. Good Times!
Example:
Stacy had a girls' night out 9 1/2 months ago, and now her baby has red hair.


girls' night out
A night of partying with only females, that entails drinking heavily, acting silly, and checking out boys.

Often used as an excuse to get away from one's boyfriend...
Example:
John was being such an asshole that I really needed a girls' night to help clear my mind and put our relationship back in perspective; after a night of drinking and sillyness we decided that it's time that I dump him.


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