Gladstoned

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Gladstone
Biggest shithole on earth. Located in Australia people hang out at there local Maccas all night for just a slight bit of fun. Most chicks are sluts most guys are fugly.
Example:
Bill: wow look at them babes
Paul: dude there from gladstone
Bill: does that mean they got
Paul: yeast infection... Yep
Bill: ewww


GLADSTONE
Gladstone- also known as Gladhole, the biggest shithole in Queensland. Full of derros that mainly live in barneypoint and Toolooa. I advise you to wear shoes, never know what you can step on around here...
It’s full of 10 to 17 year old boys & girls that reckon they’re eshays, walking around in they’re polo, bumbag n they’re tns- either at a party, vortexing their drinks or at the local Maccas.

The fullas have half developed moustaches & all the girls got std’s. So always wear protection; on your willy & your feet ;) But is Gladiators have mad taste in music!
Example:
James: oi damo, are we going to late night tonight?
Damo: yeah I feel like staunching some kids.
James: but that’s what we did last week
Damo: i don’t care it, afterwards I got lucky with Jessica.
James: ah dude you better get checked out...
Damo: yeah I know, she is from Gladstone after all.


Gladstone
Leader of the liberal party in late 19th Century who championed practices such as backpeeling and opposed the tearaway group known only as the felch bandits.
Example:
The Grand Old Man of Liberal Politics and spoke to the house, "we will oppose the felch bandits wherever they may be, i am the Lord of the peel, said he."

"All hail Gladstone" roared the Commons in unison.


peepack & gladstones
n. dual slang terms used in conjunction to define the male scrotal membrane and balls.

derived from the twin borough by the same name in Somerset County, New Jersey and the grade school hypothesis that one’s ballsac is full of urine.

exemplifies the duality of the genital organs as both piss stick and pudding slinger.
Example:
"That girl yanked me so hard that my peepack and gladstones were sore for days."

"When my third grade teacher 'Mrs. N' bent over and unintentionally revealed her plump chesticles it was the first time I remember getting a warm, tingly sensation in my peepack & gladstones.”


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