I don't know

I just asked my friends what I should add to the urban dictionary and they said "I don't know" so here is the definition :)



I don't know
I don't know; or in other words: I do not give a fuck about what you're asking me.

Mostly used when you don't want to start a conversation with someone.
Example:
1. Mom: "What do you want to eat for dinner, son?"
Son: "I don't know, mom."

2. Joe: "How are you doing that?"
Billy: "Dude, I don't know."

**Real Signification**:
1. Mom: "What do you want to eat for dinner, son?"
Son: "Shut up, mom, I'm doing something more interesting than you."

2. Joe: "How are you doing that?"
Billy: "Dude, I don't give a damn about you. Get the fuck out."


I don't know
An answer when you have no idea what the answer is, yet teachers say it's not a valid answer
Example:
"Jimmy, what's 2+2?"
"I don't know teacher"
"YES THE FUCK YOU DO I JUST TAUGHT YOU IT!!!"


I don't know
A statement of confusion and extreme exaustion. Especially appropriate after staying up all night outside of a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop.
Example:
"So, why did you camp out for the grand openning?"
"I don't know."
"OK, uhh, are you excited to have a Krispy Kreme in Spokane?"
"I don't know."
"OK, NEXT!"


I don't know
The inability to give the correct answer, even if there isn't one. And you know no matter what answer you give, it's WRONG!
Example:
Boss Man: Mark?
Mark: Yes?
Boss Man: What's 1+1?
Mark: I don't know.


I don't know
The Universal Answer to all questions.
Example:
What's 2+2?
I don't know.

Are you gay?
I don't know.

Wanna have sex?
I don't know.

Ching Chong Egg Roll?
I don't know.

You like Urban Dictionary?
I don't know.

Why do you keep saying I don't know?
I don't know.


I don't know
The inability to give the correct answer, even if there isn't one. And you know no matter what answer you give, it's WRONG!
Example:
Boss Man: Mark?
Mark: Yes?
Boss Man: What's 1+1?
Mark: I don't know.


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