toolbag

An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects.



toolbag
A person of utter uselessness.

Completely and devestatingly devoid of purpose.
Example:
"Art, your a total toolbag. I'm demoting you from bag boy to speed bump. You'll be working in parking lot five from now on."


toolbag
Those who try to hard at being "cool", when really not "cool" at all. Usually wears a popped pink ralph lauren polo and spiked hair. They will usually try to deny their toolbagness, but everyone else can't
Example:
Wow, Jt is such a toolbag I can't stand him!


toolbag
n. portmanteau of "tool" and "douchebag." An individual who exemplifies particularly douchey behavior, particularly in a polo shirt; a tool so great as to encompass an entire bag of tools.
Example:
"God, Trevor is such a tool! And a douchebag! It's like he's a … a…."

"'Toolbag?'"

"Yes! Exactly!"


toolbag
A person so inept as to be utterly useless in any capacity; not just a tool, but an entire bag FOR tools, making him/her a repository for all things lacking any socially acceptable value.
Example:
"Did you hear that John got his hand caught in the toilet when he dropped his cell phone down the hole and tried to fish it out? What a toolbag!"


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