pterodactyls

Sense of nervousness, paranoia or impending dread often accompanying the first day of sobriety following a raging bender. Symptoms may include shakiness and/or hallucinations of flying objects in one's peripheral vision.



The Pterodactyl
When a girl wants to have a foursome with 3 guys, but she can't decide who to pleasure first. The 3 guys then proceed to stand up next to each other. The girl gets on her knees, then gives the middle man a blowjob, while she jacks off the other two. The in and out motion of her head and arms resemble a pteradactyl.
Example:
Tom: Jenny gave the pterodactyl to those 3 guys at the party!

Don: Slut.


pterodactyl
When a woman performs oral sex on a man in front of her, while at the same time is giving hand jobs to men on her right and left. The resulting motion looks like she is attempting to fly. (Much like a pterodactyl.)
Example:
Wow, she really gives a terrific pterodactyl!


Pterodactyl
In a bathroom stall, one grabs the tops of the walls and places one foot over each wall. One then proceeds to defecate from approximately 5 feet above the toilet, while mimicking the cry of a Pterodactyl.
Example:
I didn't want to touch that toilet seat, so I decided to Pterodactyl it instead.


pterodactyl
A sexual act involving one woman and three guys. With all three men standing in a row the woman gets on her knees facing the men so that she can jack off the two guys on the outside while blowing the guy in the middle. With her head bobbing and arms jacking ferociously she resembles the mighty pterodactyl!
Example:
At first she was just skiing then Bill came over and joined so she had to pterodactyl.


pterodactyl
When a guy is have sexual intercourse with a girl or guy doggy style and he grabs the sheets and pulls them up over his head and flaps his arms using the sheets as wings and makes loud bird noises while blowing his load.
Example:
Man last night I was doing the Pteradactyl and I almost took off using my sheet as wings


Pterodactyl
A sexual position inspired by the prehistoric creature involving a girl and five guys. The girl is laying face up on one man while he penetrates her anally, a second is standing penetrating her vaginally. The girl is using both her hands to give handjobs to the two guys on each side of her. The final man stands at the girl's head and penetrates her orally. The girls vocalizations are obscured by the cock, resulting in her sounding not unlike a dinosaur, and with her body position akin to that of a large bird like creature, the name of the act is easily understood.
Example:
Fred : Dude, what were all those dinosaur noises coming from your room last night?

Colin : Me, Alex, Austin, Robbie, and Andy totally got Pterodactyled by this beezie last night


the pterodactyl
during sex when the chick is on her back spread eagle and the guy is on top, then right before the climax the guy grabs the sheets and flaps his arms while giving a loud pterodactyl shreek.
Example:
yo last night when i was banging my girlfriend i did the pterodactyl and she loved it.



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