America's Got Talent
by TexasChase on Jul 18, 2010 12:31:54
An American TV show based purely on the hardships contestants have faced throughout there lives and
not on talent whatsoever. The
Judges of the show not only lack The ability to
judge true talent, but are not actually Americans themselves.
Example:
This is "America's Got Talent"
Judge: "What are you going to do today?"
Contestant: Whistle "Happy Birthday" (starts
whistling)
Judge: "I don't think
your cut out for the show"
Contestant: "I have
terminal cancer"
Judge: "what an emotional story, it's a yes for me"
America's Got Talent
by Fuck AGT on Aug 19, 2010 10:16:41
A
piece-of-shit "talent" competition where people only vote for singers, dancers, and children who give sob-stories because they have a disease but have no skill at all.
Since the 3rd season, the ONLY successful acts have been those listed above. These assholes have killed a show with such a good concept and proves that America only likes generic, dry, boring singers/dancers that. for some reason, couldn't audition for "American Idol", "
America's best Dance Crew" or "
So You Think You Can Dance". Unique, fresh, exciting acts don't stand a chance.
Also, two of the three judges are currently English. Nice "American" show you got there
Example:
Bob: Did
Harmonica Pierre get through on America's Got Talent?
John: No, instead, a kid that sounds like
Kermit the Frog made it because he said he had Autism. Two guys that sing and another that dances also made it.
Bob: (Sarcasm) Wow, I've never seen those before. This is such a "unique" and "versatile" competition. (/sarcasm) Man, the show has gone
down the drain since the Terry Fator won....
America's Got Talent
by Humwriter on Sep 07, 2011 02:16:41
A "reality-based" gameshow where Americans, desperate to live their so-called "dreams" by winning a million dollars and becoming professional entertainers, perform in numerous rounds of competition in which they are judged by two non-Americans and a comedian with no discernable real talent. Contestants are kept on or rejected by
popular vote regardless of
merit or the judging
panel's opinions.
Britain's Got Talent
by ISayRawr! on Apr 25, 2010 04:44:37
A stupid British show where people humiliate themselves, not only in front of the large TV audience/British public, judges, but also about 500 people who will laugh cruelly at the
poor old man who thinks he can sing, possibly reducing him to tears. Simon Cowell has this weird idea he's funny, Amanda Holden is just a bitch, and
Piers Morgan tries desperatly to keep up with Simon Cowell- and fails. Its a life wrecker, and eats the soul of Saturday
Prime-Time viewers.