Greg Heffley
by Jimmy1996 on Sep 26, 2017 12:32:37
The main character from the
Diary of a Wimpy Kid books who is basically a
sociopath. He treats his friends and family like shit and will do
whatever it takes to get his way even if it means hurting someone mentally or psychically. He is also retarded for being in middle school since the first book came out in 2007.
Greg Heffley
by The2ndcummingogjesus on Jun 22, 2018 08:00:16
When ur nigga(s) hangout out with other niggaz and when u try to converse
the nigga ignores u
No one likes
a Greg
If u ever met a Greg get
urself out
Example:
OG nigga: hey
“Greg”: ...
OG Nigga *... KILLS THAT NIGGER*
Greg *murdered*
( Greg Heffley from
diary of a
whinny kid)
Greg Heffley
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName on Sep 06, 2022 21:44:29
greg heffley
by _tr3yw4y_ on Sep 30, 2020 04:32:55
He went from being a pimp and getting all the girls in his dream to waking up as a wimp. Then he meets a girl and became a huge simp over her even running around in his underpants. He also told
rowley that saying wanna play isn't grown up and cool and that he's supposed to say hang out. Also got called out by
baljeet for almost getting
the cheese touch.
Example:
Rowley: "Hey Greg! Wanna play?
Greg: "
Stupid idiot, that's how babies say it you moron. You're supposed to say hang out."
Greg Heffley is the best wimp/simp/pimp
greg heffley
by ailisisntaranga on Jun 25, 2020 19:37:48
the stupid boy who thinks all the girls want him even though he doesn't work out and has no muscles but still likes to go around shirtless near
holly hills with his small d. He's so ugly with his stupid hair and in the movies, he probably wanted to get with
Rowley because he's a fat legend. his brother
Roderick is really hot and gets all the girls
greg heffley
by yorikeh on Sep 25, 2021 09:07:43
greg heffley is a goddamn sociopath that basically carries around
rowley jefforson as fucking dead meat and wants to fuck
heather hills and becky anton at the same time for a threesome
The Greg Heffley Method
by meatball meatball on Apr 14, 2017 17:05:19
For when someone takes the least logical course of action when confronted with a problem, and then later expresses confusion when the
repercussions for taking said action are enacted upon them. Coined after
Greg Heffley, the protagonist of the
Diary of a Wimpy Kid franchise.
Greg Heffley Diaper Hands
by Billiam Beaver on Jul 18, 2017 22:27:06
a popular meme in the movie
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul where the main character Greg accidentally picks up
a diaper and it gets stuck on his hand, and he keeps shouting "It's
a Diaper!" while a lot of people were recording a video of him, eventually he went uncontrollably viral.