softener

1- A substance that is used produce soft water (water with reduced hardness). 2- A device used for the same purpose.



Softener
Something a man thinks of when he is aroused to help him lose his erection.
Example:
My boss is so hot, I have to keep a picture of mom on my desk as a softener.


Softeners
Saggy tits that are so soft and have lost all perkiness
Example:
So you hooked up with Jessica last night... Were her tits sweet little handfuls or old lady softeners?


soften
1. S - SMILE
2. O - OPEN POSTURE
3. F - FORWARD LEAN
4. T - TOUCH
5. E - EYE CONTACT
6. N - NOD
Example:
"soften time"


Stool Softener
An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.
Example:
"Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener."


tooth-softening
adj. When you see something utterly disgusting that gives you the awful gross feeling that makes your teeth soft, that thing is tooth-softening.
Example:
Science teacher: "And just look at that wonderful rotting pig heart!"
Annie (to Sophie): "That's so gross..."
Sophie: "Not just gross. It's tooth-softening."


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