HOLY shit

A shit so relieving that it makes one feel heavenly.



holy shit
1.God's poop
2.An expression yelled at something bad and/or surprising
Example:
1.If God ever took a dump, I guess it would be holy
2."Holy shit! Those drugs came out of nowhere, officer. You know more about them than me."


holy shit
1) An exclamation, usually one of amazement

2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean
Example:
1) Holy shit! No one understands satire these days!

2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit.


Holy Shit!
Something you yell when you see something incredibly surprising.
Example:
"Holy Shit!!!!! Emo has 1,222 definitions! Guess they think everyone's a fucktard and doesn't know what that word means, so they have to come up with more than a thousand definitions just to drive the point into us!"

(By the way, most of those defs suck.)


holy shit
1)The Last Words Said Before Death.

2)The First Words Said, When You Wish You Were Dead.
Example:
1)"Pass me anouther beer. "HEY its a Red light!"HOLY SHIT!!"

2){waking up}" Wow what a party,why are you naked? HOLY SHIT!!"


A holy shit
To make a holy shit, someone must use his own excrement to pack another one's fecal orifice. He, of course, also uses his cock to do this.

This is based off the original Holy Shit, in which "Jesus took his own shit and shoved it up my ass, then used his cock and fucked it up there even harder" (John 17:4-6).
Example:
"Yo I totally got freaky with Tiffany the other night, and we made a holy shit"

"No way dude that's crazy!"


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