Hand of god

Refers to a goal scored by Diego Maradona of Argentina against England in the quarter-finals of the 1986 World Cup. The first goal for Argentina was scored off of his hand but wasn't seen by the ref.



Hand of god
When someone puts hands on a person, specifically an Physical Altercation which involves severe bodily harm on another individual. It's usually called out when someone "Man handles" another person aggressively in a fight. It's considered getting your ass whooped so severely as if it was the Hand of God's Judgement being placed apon you. Hood Newyork and New Jersey people usually say this in their Vernaculars.
Example:
"N*ggas already gave him the Hand of God son.. They already beat him half to death, damn near left him hooked up to the Hospital Machines. He just now waking up 10 months ago"


Hand of god
A game of gentlemanly rivalry. The two men stand facing each other bare-chested. One at a time, each man delivers a single, open-handed blow to his opponents' abdominal area. Only one step is allowed to be taken by the deliverer, and the recipient of the blow may not evade the blow and must sustain it fully. At the end of this, each gentleman will have a reddened imprint of his opponent's hand emblazoned upon his abdominals- "the hand of god". Ten minutes (or some other predetermined time) are allowed to elapse, after which each man's chest is re-examined. A group of impartial peers will decide which man has more fully recovered and shows the lesser amount of redness and injury- this man is declared the winner. In the event that the peers are unable to come to a unanimous decision (extremely rare), the two gentlemen shall again strike one another in the manner explained above, and again be judged until a winner is declared.
Example:
While abdominal fat may cushion the blow in a game ofHand of god, it is far more susceptible to lasting tell-tale redness which can lead to a loss. Placing and timing of the blow is extremely important- proper placement can lead to the open fisted blow causing a gash that breaks the skin and draws blood- which will almost inevitably result in a win when compared to simple redness.


Hand of god
the hand given to aid a person to splut one off
Example:
got a gd hard hand of god last nite from tiffany


hand of god
Similar to pass-the-parcel, the popular kids party game.

Involves multiple women administering a hand job to one man. Each woman takes it in turns (which are timed by whatever means deemed appropriate). The winner is the one to bring him to climax during their turn.

Also known as "A damn good night"
Example:
Example:

"You are not going to believe this. I got drunk with a few girls at my place last night, they only gave me the hand of god! Rachel won in the end"


Hand of God
When a person stands to their side, with their arm raised straight up, covering their shoulder sensor, making them unable to be hit, only whilst player LQ of course.
Example:
BTeamScrub: Marshal, he was just doing hand of god.
Marshal: He just hand of pwnd you!


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