Hemel

Dutch for "heaven". Thus proving once and for all that Hemel Hempstead literally is heaven.



hemel hempstead
Possibly the greatest town in existence. Full of intelligent, friendly people and with far less chavs than most towns in the UK. Home of the beautiful architectural masterpiece known as the Kodak Tower, the tallest building in the United Kingdom. Usually ripped on by outsiders because of their extreme jealousy (see above defintions).
Example:
Outsider: I hate Hemel because I'm a sad inbred from human intelligence>. Deep down I wish I could live there, but even if I did I know I'd never be worthy.


Hemel Hempstead
Objectively the shittiest town in Hertfordshire, it’s residents are tasked with defending the rest of the uk from people who live in Berkhamsted, the most pretentious town in Britain, as well as protecting London from the horrors of Luton. It’s town centre currently consists entirely of phone, vape and charity shops, and you should always stay away from any of its secondary schools, as you will find some very special people there.
Example:
“We need to catch the next train, otherwise we’ll be stuck in Hemel Hempstead for the next 30 minutes.”

“Let’s go to Watford, there’s nothing to do in Hemel Hempstead.”


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