empirical

information which has an existence that can be proven true through experimentation, observation, and data collection.



empirical
Of, or relatining to evidence accepted by empiricism. The fallacy of believing that nothing exists except what is proven by scientific evidence, of which there is no scientific evidence to prove; an arbitrary decision to to narrow the bounds of reality to the bounds of the scientific method.
Example:
"A trillion years ago we were a civilization like any other. We believed in the transmittance of souls, the Virgin matrix, the infallibility of Pi Squared, looked upon prayer as a regenerative feedback to the Great Programmer, and so on and so forth. But then skeptics appeared, empiricists and accidentalists, and in nine centuries they came to the conclusion that There's No One Up There At All and consequently things happen not out of any higher plan or purpose, but--well, they just happen." --Stanislaw Lem, from "The Cyberiad"


Empirate
ehm-pie'-ret n. one who advocates then hijacks an establishment or expansion of empire, esp. with the intent of either personal enrichment or advancement of fundamentalist philosophies. A pirate of empire.

Note: for the sake of the author's conditional liberty, please do not assume that the preceding definition refers to either Dick Cheney or Paul Wolfowitz. The two are more accurately described as assholes.
Example:
"...and I for one welcome our new empirate overlords!"


The Empire
Something large, evil, and seemingly undefeatable. A reference to the Galactic Empire from the Star Wars movies, but not as badass.
Example:
Guy 1: I don't believe it! Even after all this shit that's happened over the past several years, all the lies, torture, and wiretapping, how the hell haven't Bush and Cheney been prosecuted yet?

Guy 2: That's the empire for you.


empire
Any kingdom or demi-democracy that encompasses people of multiple races (by ruling thier area, NOT by immigration) all accountable to a central government where one person takes the title of emporer.
Example:
* Abyssinian Empire ( - 1974)
* Akkadian Em­pire
* American Em­pire (1898-)
* Arabian E­mpire
* Athenian Empi­re
* Austro-Hungarian Emp­­ire (-1918)
* Aztec E­­mpire (1375-1521)
* Brazilian E­mpire (1822 - 1889)
* British Emp­­i­­re (1066-1997)
* British Raj (1858 - 1947) (Imperial: 1877 - 1947)
* Byzantine Emp­­­­ire (-1453)
* Central African E­­­­­mpire (1977 - 1979)
* Chinese Em­­pire
* Danish colonial empire
* French Empire(1804-1815, 1853-1871)
* French colonial empire
* German Empire(1871-1918)
* German colonial empire (1884 - 1918)
* Ghaznavid Empire
* Gupta Empire
* Haitian Empire (1804 - 1806)
* Holy Roman Empire (843–1806)
* Incan Empire (1200-1533)
* Japanese Empire (-1945)
* Khmer Empire (802 - 1462)
* Kongo Empire
* Korean Empire ( - 1919)
* Macedonian Empire
* Magadhan Empire
* Majapahit Empire
* Mexican Empire (1822 - 1823, 1864 - 1867)
* Mogul Empire
* Mongol Empire (1206-1405)
* Persian Empire
* Portuguese Empire
* Roman Empire (31 B.C.–476 A.D.)
* Russian Empire ( - 1917)
* Ottoman Empire (1281-1923)
* Sassanian Empire (224 - 651)
* Serbian Empire
* Seleucid Empire
* Spanish Empire (1492-1898)
* Swedish Empire
* Teotihuacano Empire
* Vietnamese Empire ( - 1945)


empire
1. The personal domain of a single individual. Usually a collection of possessions or property which form a vast, impressive, and usually expensive group.

2. An enormous business, corporation, or other institution which controls many subsidiaries.
Example:
1. Don't get me wrong, I'd like to sell the corner store someday. I guess I'm just afraid of losing a piece of my empire.

2. I like using Windows even though I dislike supporting the Microsoft Empire.


Empire
A carpet company with a 110 year old virgin as the spokesman. Always shows annoying TV ads that piss people off. Always shows an animation showing the stupid ass spokesman installing carpet it a piece of crap house with people singing "Empire!!!!".
Example:
I bought some new carpet from Empire.


Empire
a network form of power that stretches globally, made up of various elements, or nodes, the primary being supranational institutions, major capitalist corporations, and the dominant nation-states of today.
Example:
Hope lies in the smoldering rubble of Empires.


Latest Searches

on the come, my favorite number, Can you not, Dumbledore, mother licker, Flip a coin, human contact, MechWarrior, Bitch drink, mouthy, hawaii, dope freshness saan, steel, Sleeper, Turd Dog, the script, Dirty Nasty, winter, Trig, big crab, washcloth, Aztek, decapitating, assemble, walkie-talkie, mohamed, Taryn, Mexican salsa, ass, east bay, the prequel, wanna get fucked up, agit, Rams, kick-ass, Wal*Mart, Aeneid, Tiger Woods, sniff sniff, marmot, CIT, a Steve Job, Florida slang, lump on, Unce, gringo, foot ball, totally awesome, going up, jogging, Haka, French canadian, Goddamnit, engineering students, For reals, Stardom, squad fam, a good FRIEND, soap, it’s a sign, BOOTY CALL, Social Distancing, Cullen, ignore that, commander-in-chief, parlance, William Beckett, Ahhhhhhhhhhh, benjamin harrison, Hed, this MF, office ass, All your base, erm, swear words, france, segregate, Big body, Elizabeth II, my shaft, BIG hoop earrings, nerd herd, OVER 9,000, microphoned, relic, rely, herpie slurpee, you are beautiful, computer god, subscriber, 499, you spit, The pick, fait, Britannia, Enke, Cnb, small breasts, mr rock, get paid, koolio, pure trash, eighteen years, box on, iTouche, WOTH, Best girlfriend ever, level 2, teh awesome, indy, carryout, Hebrew, Quay, how you gon, michael jordans, the Fresh Prince, two flusher, Sightsee Sick, The spare tire, a staple, Get on your knees, a happy ending, CR, learn, Transferable, white trash girl, Randomer, Dutch Van Der Linde, rapier, Reffering, Shields, packing cake, Robbo, gonna want, the ink, Patrick Star, Attribution, trombones, stm, Gabrielle, 2 cm, rich girl, Sob Story, the chortle, bigged, sv, Not you, ski-doo, excuse me miss, slurping, rock solid, Homestar, Rugged Man, GIF, nicks, eyelash, Scottish person, daddy material, Ducting, loos, acidity, hands and feet, That son of a bitch, Lovesick, stepping on legos, please stop, Websters, emotional abuse, inexplainable, One Less Lonely Boy, rare Occasion, music taste, burn in, AT ALL COST, for crying out loud, Biker, Silence, watch your mouth, sex chamber, a fish, celebrity, lays down, sweet-talk, calm the fuck down, fml, tristin, servers, pedigree, my ass, druggie, three dots, identical, The Patient, rejoice, female bodybuilder, oh girl, gen y, the Warriors, ummm, AMONGUS, empirical, on the come, my favorite number, Can you not, Dumbledore, mother licker, Flip a coin, human contact, MechWarrior, Bitch drink, mouthy, hawaii, dope freshness saan, steel, Sleeper, Turd Dog, the script, Dirty Nasty, winter, Trig, big crab, washcloth, Aztek, decapitating, assemble, walkie-talkie, mohamed, Taryn, Mexican salsa, ass, east bay, the prequel, wanna get fucked up, agit, Rams, kick-ass, Wal*Mart, Aeneid, Tiger Woods, sniff sniff, marmot, CIT, a Steve Job, Florida slang, lump on, Unce, gringo, foot ball, totally awesome, going up, jogging, Haka, French canadian, Goddamnit, engineering students, For reals, Stardom, squad fam, a good FRIEND, soap, it’s a sign, BOOTY CALL, Social Distancing, Cullen, ignore that, commander-in-chief, parlance, William Beckett, Ahhhhhhhhhhh, benjamin harrison, Hed, this MF, office ass, All your base, erm, swear words, france, segregate, Big body, Elizabeth II, my shaft, BIG hoop earrings, nerd herd, OVER 9,000, microphoned, relic, rely, herpie slurpee, you are beautiful, computer god, subscriber, 499, you spit, The pick, fait, Britannia, Enke, Cnb, small breasts, mr rock, get paid, koolio, pure trash, eighteen years, box on, iTouche, WOTH, Best girlfriend ever, level 2, teh awesome, indy, carryout, Hebrew, Quay, how you gon, michael jordans, the Fresh Prince, two flusher, Sightsee Sick, The spare tire, a staple, Get on your knees, a happy ending, CR, learn, Transferable, white trash girl, Randomer, Dutch Van Der Linde, rapier, Reffering, Shields, packing cake, Robbo, gonna want, the ink, Patrick Star, Attribution, trombones, stm, Gabrielle, 2 cm, rich girl, Sob Story, the chortle, bigged, sv, Not you, ski-doo, excuse me miss, slurping, rock solid, Homestar, Rugged Man, GIF, nicks, eyelash, Scottish person, daddy material, Ducting, loos, acidity, hands and feet, That son of a bitch, Lovesick, stepping on legos, please stop, Websters, emotional abuse, inexplainable, One Less Lonely Boy, rare Occasion, music taste, burn in, AT ALL COST, for crying out loud, Biker, Silence, watch your mouth, sex chamber, a fish, celebrity, lays down, sweet-talk, calm the fuck down, fml, tristin, servers, pedigree, my ass, druggie, three dots, identical, The Patient, rejoice, female bodybuilder, oh girl, gen y, the Warriors, ummm,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!