Hey squidward

Something that SpongeBob says to annoy Squidward in the episode "Employee of the Month". You can usually annoy Squidward on "Annoy Squidward Day", which is on either January 15 of February 15.



Hey Squidward, Wanna Play?
Something Spongebob says before he gets shot.
Example:
Patrick Stewart: YOU MF'ERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES!
Spongebob (in the ground): Hey Squidward, wanna play?

Patrick Stewart: *Starts shooting the ground with a pistol*
Spongebob: AAAAAHHHHHH


Hey Squidward shut the fuck up
I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.
Example:
What can I get you TODAY sir?
Hey Squidward shut the fuck up.


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