Assmonkey

Someone justified as an idiot.Literal terms would be the ass of a monkey.



Assmonkey
an idiot, retard, someone who thinks they are an expert in a certain subject that they know nothing about
Example:
AJ said he could fix my car, but he just made it worse. what an assmonkey.


Assmonkey
A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.
Example:
"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"

"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"

"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"


assmonkey
A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.

Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."
Example:
"God, could Nicholas be any more of an assmonkey? RTFM, n00b."


assmonkey
Someone or something that, on purpose or by accident, regularly screws up situations that take a lot of time, patience and effort to get to, including finishing an artistic masterpiece or concluding successful business negotiations.
Example:
Assmonkey! You knocked over my domino chain! That thing took three fucking hours to set up!


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