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Hoffed

To be favoured by the reception of an email with attached pic/s of the hoff generally in a cheesy/homoerotic pose & with large tufts of vibrant chest hair exposed.Origin: the first hoffings took place in a small town in Germany, with the exchange of full colour Hoff calendars between loved ones on Valentines day.

Hoffed

by HannahBanana on May 04, 2007 22:48:32

To get belligerently drunk, David Hasselhoff-style

Example:
I don’t know about you guys but I plan on getting Hoffed tonight.

Hey did you hear Marc got Hoffed last night? That’s why he’s not in today.

I was so Hoffed up last night.

Hoffed

by fatpricks1 on Mar 25, 2011 05:41:56

When a manager links to urbandictionary's hoffed definition in a corporate training document and his employees get to read about using dried jizz to glue leg hair onto yourself or others.

Example:
Ken hoffed the shit out of that training document.

hof

by Shorny on Jun 02, 2004 09:33:31

Hall of Famer. Being on an internal work emailing list since the 2nd Feb 2004, and never having been asked to stop receiving emails up to 400 times a day.

Example:
Tak the dirty cr0d is a HoF.

hoffed

by cablegirl on Mar 23, 2007 21:18:03

The act of setting someone's computer background with a picture of David Hasselhoff.

Example:
I hoffed Everton's laptop this morning. You should have seen the look on his face.

Bora freaked out when he saw the hairy chest of the Hoff on his computer. We hoffed him real good!

HOF

by Bob12314235145614676436234622 on Nov 23, 2006 00:47:24

The word used in text speak meaning "Hall Of Fame"

Example:
Person 1:Wow look at the HOF
Person 2: Yeah, im number 3

Hoffing

by Tyney on Aug 05, 2009 07:02:47

To act like a total jackass while drunk or intoxicated.

Example:
Question: Mommy, why is Dad laying on the bathroom floor with ketchup in his chest-hair?

Answer: Honey, Daddy is hoffing again, just leave him alone.

[HOF]

by HOFAngelfire on Apr 16, 2008 12:24:45

HOF stands for House of Fun, A Call of Duty 2,Call of Duty 4, Team Fortress 2, and Counter Strike: Source clan that promotes respectful gaming. It has many members aging from young to old, and it was founded by Snake and Snot back in COD days.

Example:
Gamer: Want to go play on a terrible gaming server?
Friend: No, lets play on the HOF server, they are awesome.
Gamer: Ok, sounds cool, Snake and Snot are my heroes.

Hof

by Bretts man on Aug 12, 2010 13:38:51

The viscous brown spot left on the underpants of a person (usually male) upon passing wind following the act of unprotected sodemy

Example:
If I dont get to the toilet soon Im going to have a 'Hof"

hoffing

by ladybugg1 on Nov 05, 2009 05:07:01

the act of being fly.

Example:
you look hoffing in that shirt.

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