sartorial Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

sartorial

of or pertaining to tailors and they're trade.

sartorious

by danaldtroomp45 on Apr 16, 2017 13:10:23

Having lack of intellect within the typical mindscope; a kid that uses an overnessisary amount of autotune whilst flexing his scrawny arms.

Example:
Bro, did you hear Jacob Sartorious' new song?
Nah dude, it was so gay it made Anderson Cooper feel straight.

sartorial excellence

by K*McD on Nov 29, 2007 07:33:22

1. To be the best-dressed in your crew.
2. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.

Example:
Uh oh, check him out. I think Kory gets the sartorial excellence award today.

sartorial flatulence

by Dr Bunnygirl on Jun 01, 2020 07:45:02

Farting while dressed to the nines.

Example:
To watch her move down the catwalk in that most glorious manner somehow makes her loud but sartorial flatulence entirely benign.

jacob sartorious

by troll238 on Jul 26, 2019 14:24:13

an annoying scrawny kid that can’t sing and is a flop.

Example:
jacob sartorious is a flop

jacob sartorious

by anonymous man 1738 on May 13, 2016 01:00:56

a little fuckboy that photoshops his eyebrows in his album cover

Example:
wow, that kids eyebrows are so jacob sartorious

Jacob Sartorious's

by koopsilon on Jul 18, 2018 11:27:53

ruiner of the word “sweatshirt”

Example:
Jacob Sartorious's song is too cringe

Jacob Sartorious

by troyelove on May 05, 2016 16:41:07

A type of trash that attracts ten year old girls all over the Internet. Jacob wears an acorn or some shit in his pants to look like he has a dick. He is widely known as the 'Fuckboy master'. Other names for him include the following;

Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.

Example:
Person 1: "Oh my god dude! 'Hoodie' by a piece of trash is my fav song!"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"

Jacob Sartorious

by bitch-where on Apr 13, 2016 11:44:18

A pasty white 13 year old boy who gets 8 year old girls' pussies wet

Example:
9 year old girl: Jacob Sartorious is so hot I wanna lick his barely there abs

Sartorial dyslexia

by Poplinda. on Jun 21, 2007 02:01:09

A condition in which the sufferer is utterly fashion-backward.
In fact, they aren't just missing the fashions.
They just aren't down with the whole 'clothing' thing whatsoever.
They struggle to find clothing that fits properly, they cannot sress themselves - they simply have no idea.
It's also incredibly amusing for onlookers.
And great to bitch about.

Example:
"OMG, did you check what Olivia was wearing today? Yeah, like actual pink, wooly, tights. You know, like we wore back in like, Year 3?"
"OMG Karen, you can't just say that. Olivia has like, sartorial dyslexia."
"Oh."

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