timezone

The Timezone is when two people like each other, but hesitate to take the next step, because one of them is not ready to start an official relationship. The person who wants a serious (or official) relationship therefore is stuck in the "Timezone". The timezone may last for a few days to a few years, and within that time the two people either come together or split.



Timezone
Similar to the friendzone but is caused by an extreme time difference. There is still hope left if you are in the timezone!
Usually occurs when a girl you're simping on lives so far away that she's never online when you are.
Example:
Person 1: "When I'm online, she isn't and when she is, I'm not!"
Person 2: "Haha you simp, you got timezoned!"


timezoned
When you get the shaft on something because you live in a different time zone.
When you miss your chance to chat with your friends because they live in a different time zone.
Example:
Aw man, I got timezoned on that yahoo japan auction!


tivo timezone
A time period that lags behind real time; that is created by letting the tivo build up enough to skip commercials.
Example:
Jim watches all the Raiders games in a tivo timezone. He turns his phone off to avoid any spoiler alert texts.


timezoned
1. To be in a specific time zone.

2. To be zoning out to such an extent that large amounts of time go by and seem like only moments.
Example:
1. "I'm timezoned yo!"

2. "Whoa dude... I can't believe it's been 20 minutes.. I was totally timezoned.."


timezone slut
Someone who communicates with people in many different timezones at once.
Example:
John has to join a meeting with people in five different timezones, he is such a timezone slut.


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