One Wipe Wonder
A One Wipe Wonder is a sign of good luck to come after plopping out a turd you go to wipe and BOOM! One wipe is all it takes
Example:
Person 1: Hey dude how was your shit
Person 2: fucking madness mate it was a one wipe wonder!
Person 2: Ahhh how delightful you lucky boi
Person 1: Hey dude how was your shit
Person 2: fucking madness mate it was a one wipe wonder!
Person 2: Ahhh how delightful you lucky boi