Horseshoe
John had a hard history test 3rd block, so he pulled out his can of Copenhagen and placed a giant horseshoe between his cheek and gum. John nutted in his pants and did a ripper Magoo when the buzz kicked in. John got an A+ on his history test because he realized that he worked for Copenhagen. John and coach Hollensbe banged a cheap hooker in the parish center to celebrate their success.
Example:
Did you guys just see mick pack a huge horseshoe in his lip, wow he must have a big pecker for that size of pinch!!
Did you guys just see mick pack a huge horseshoe in his lip, wow he must have a big pecker for that size of pinch!!