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clinched

when you get totaly stoned and can't open your eyes

the clinch

by Johnny Tats on Aug 01, 2008 04:10:16

when one has to desperately squeeze their asscheeks together because they have to shit badly

Example:
I was in traffic on the highway today and had to do the clinch for almost an hour.

clinch it

by blackoutbetty on Feb 28, 2009 01:46:40

If you're in the middle of a sesh/sharing a smoke and you feel it is your turn for a hit. You simply say clinch it. And the smoker will take one last hoot and pass.

Example:
Dude you've been hogging that gagger all night. Clinch it.

Clinch that bitch. Park man I'm sobering up.

Clinch it you know the rules, puff puff pass.

Clinch

by cortlando on Jan 23, 2014 04:36:12

A partially smoked cigarette, snubbed out or pinched off carefully with the intention of smoking the rest later.

Example:
I was broke, out of smokes and feining for a cigarette. Luckily I remembered that I'd stashed a clinch behind my Dad's toolbox in the garage.

Clinch

by pollyphinic on Jul 17, 2008 21:19:45

Clinch:
1. A word mainly used to mean grabbing of the dick.
2. Rubbing penis on your face.

Example:
Seb clinch's all the time. He usually clinch's four times a day.

Clinch

by THA_CLINCHA on Dec 05, 2008 07:47:25

The act of cumming on your sexual partners nose.

Example:
"And then that bastard gave me a clinch!"
"Hey babe, you wanna clinch job?"

clinche

by eric on Dec 13, 2003 12:36:47

To gain something out of greatness

Example:
Edwardo-Man we've been bustin our asses off in this badmitten game lets just call it quits

Shaniqua-Man forget that ima clinche this game you watch.

Clinch

by yourabeanbag on Jun 18, 2009 22:53:58

One who is physically as well as mentally fucked and cannot complete everyday tasks such as walking, driving, talking or wiping his ass.

Example:
Emmet: Hey Bow did you Clinch?
Bow: Yeah i took a steamy shit on his bonnet.
Emmet: Nice man, nice.
Bow: Yeah he's a beanbag

clinch / un-clinch

by USAF Cadet on Apr 01, 2021 16:03:30

clinch / un-clinch is what most guys do with their butt-cheeks when they're jacking off and trying to cum.

Example:
When I jack off and I'm getting close, I clinch / un-clinch my tight buns!

Clinch

by My Corn on Dec 03, 2008 12:34:34

The Clinch is the embodiment of STI's. The Clinch can spread infection through proximity, saliva, blood, urine, and other means not yet identified by modern science. Some evidence suggests persons can contract a variety of infections from the clinch via text messages, msn, or even from excessive facebook creeping. Currently the only known prevention from contracting Clinch based virus' is abstaining from excessive contact with the Clinch.

Example:
I got the clancy when I looked at "The Clinch" for too long.

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