Hover

To piss all over the toilet seat. Women do this in order to make the toilet seat a disgusting mess, and secondly to encourage further hovering by subsequent users of the toilet.



Hover
The act of taking a creepy, hauntingly ghost-like picture picture behind someone who is us unaware they're being photographed. Kind of like Planking, Owling and Horsemaning but with an unknowing accomplice.
Example:
I realized the girl had no clue about her surroundings so I decided to Hover and capture the moment.


Hoverer
1.n. A person (most always male) that creeps on unsuspecting victims, by closely following girls around in random parties and either not saying anything and breathing down their neck or do say something and it's really creepy.
***NOTE:A hoverer might also be defined if friends of the unsuspecting victims do feel the need to constantly check up on her, due to the creepiness that is the alleged 'hoverer'
Example:
Girl's Friend: OMG! No WAY! Is that Sam Karch creeping on Alex?!
Girl's Friend 2: Yea it IS!! He's such a hoverer!
Entire group of people at party: HOVERER!!!!
Sam: D'oh!!! Foiled again.


Hovering
When someone is eaves dropping, listening in , being nosy.

When you are eating and someone is looking at your food very hard and making you feel uncomfortable.
Example:
i was talking to by girl and her mom was HOVERING....(you can even make a helicoppter sound so your frieinds know what your talking about)


hover
To wander or circle around a certain area while waiting for a person or event. This can be done on wheels or on foot, but is most popular with cars.
Example:
We're still waiting for Rob to be ready, so we're gonna hover around for now.


hoverability
the degree to which one can successfully hover their asscheeks over and take a crap on top of the, by now, absolutely disgusting pile of shit that builds up in most port-a-potties on the closing days of a music festival or other widely attended event. not having your asscheeks touch the seat is a key concept of hoverability.
Example:
"good god, that port-a-john is disgusting. how the hell did you use that thing?"

"i've got good hoverability, bro."


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