hoverability

the degree to which one can successfully hover their asscheeks over and take a crap on top of the, by now, absolutely disgusting pile of shit that builds up in most port-a-potties on the closing days of a music festival or other widely attended event. not having your asscheeks touch the seat is a key concept of hoverability.



Hoverer
1.n. A person (most always male) that creeps on unsuspecting victims, by closely following girls around in random parties and either not saying anything and breathing down their neck or do say something and it's really creepy.
***NOTE:A hoverer might also be defined if friends of the unsuspecting victims do feel the need to constantly check up on her, due to the creepiness that is the alleged 'hoverer'
Example:
Girl's Friend: OMG! No WAY! Is that Sam Karch creeping on Alex?!
Girl's Friend 2: Yea it IS!! He's such a hoverer!
Entire group of people at party: HOVERER!!!!
Sam: D'oh!!! Foiled again.


Hovering
When someone is eaves dropping, listening in , being nosy.

When you are eating and someone is looking at your food very hard and making you feel uncomfortable.
Example:
i was talking to by girl and her mom was HOVERING....(you can even make a helicoppter sound so your frieinds know what your talking about)


Hovering
When a person stays near you but doesn’t talk or do anything just “hovers”
Example:
God!!! That guy jimmy just keeps hovering!


hover
To wander or circle around a certain area while waiting for a person or event. This can be done on wheels or on foot, but is most popular with cars.
Example:
We're still waiting for Rob to be ready, so we're gonna hover around for now.


Hovering
Hovering is the feeling you have when you're almost high or when you're coming down from being high; it's the marijuana equivalent of being buzzed when drinking.
Example:
Friend: Are you high, man?
You: Nah I'm just hovering.

Yo I think I need some more weed, I'm starting to hover.


Hovering
A sexual practice in which the penis is inserted either partially or fully in the vagina, but no thrusting is allowed. The rationale being that as long as no thrusting or movement occurs the act is not considered intercourse, thus maintaining virginal status and/or keeping one's number of sexual partners low. This is reportedly popular among Christian youth.

Example:
She told me we couldn't have sex, but she was down for hovering!


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