How's your penis?

Greeting from one ordinary guy to another to ask how he's doing, how life is treating him.



How's your Penis?
Essentially, "How are you today?" If asked this, it is most appropriate to reply with "Okay" or in a similar fashion as answering the underlying question of "How are you?", though a joke or taking it literally(in a joking manner, of course) is also acceptable. Best used when asking a female friend, because they will not only be suprised, but they will think you are funny, increasing your chances of sexual relations (make sure that they get the joke first).
Example:
Me: "How's your penis today Joe?"

Joe:"Aight... Yours?"

Me:"Okay." I look to my lady-friend. "How's YOUR penis?"

Lady-friend:"Good. That reminds me, wanna hang out later?"

Me:"Sure. What time?"

Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow.


How osty is your penis
The amount of osty your penis is. Typically refered to when someone is mad at another individual.
Example:
Dude u fucked my sister? How osty is your penis!


How Big Is Your Penis?
Something you say to someone when someone brags about some un-manly or loser achievement. Used to point out that someone might be smart but they have a small penis. Can be used even if you are unsure of the individuals penis size. Usually preceded by wait.
Example:
Dexter: Bro I just got to level 138 on Runescape!!!!!
Paul: Wait, how big is your penis?


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