I TOLD YOU

the most over used phrase by sweet girlfriends



I-told-you-sorgasm
The intensely pleasurable feeling a doomsayer gets when saying "I told you so," often accompanied by a long rant pontificated with various enthusiastic gesticulations.
Example:
Doomsayer: Hahahahaha I told you the economy would crash!
Random Acquaintance: Woah, dude, don't have an I-told-you-sorgasm.


I told you I was hardcore
The last words typed by Brandon Veda, a young man who committed suicide by drug and medication overdose, live on webcam while he conversed with people on IRC who encouraged him.
Example:
If you OD on drugs while on IRC with people who didn't think you'd do it, say "I told you I was hardcore" to prove your toughness. Then die.


I told you I was hardcore
"I told you I was hardcore" was one of the last things an irc user by the name of Ripper said before he overdosed. He was webcamming this whole event, including the injestion of multiple drugs, and the foaming at the mouth that sealed the deal. Ripper should never be forgotten. Not for the person that he was, but for the person he wanted to be, and failed to be. There is a great moral in what Ripper did infront of an irc channel that the majority of the people did not give two shits about him while the entire event, right in front of their eyes, unvaled.
Example:
ripper: I told you I was hardcore
grphish: GO CALL RTHE UCKING
grphish: POISON CONTROL CENTER
grphish: ripper: we knew that already
ripper: fuck u
ripper: pusys
ripper: u are so fucking stupid
(dies shortly later)


what if i told you a story
Unreleased Shawn Mendes' song. He uploaded it to instagram centuries ago, the mendes army has been waiting for it since forever. So if someday you see twitter freaking out over Shawn actually releasing it pelase send oxygen, we'll thank you forever.
Example:
Shawn: What if i told you a story...
Mendes Army: OMG YOU NEED TO MAKE A FULL VERSION

*a eternity later*

Mendes Army: Shawn we're still waiting for what if I told you a story
Shawn:
Mendes Army: Shawn Peter Raul Mendes don't you dare...
Shawn: Hey guys!! I'm watching Harry Potter for 47238989329th time haha.


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