I ate it

used to answer someone when they are looking for something, whether you don't know where it is, you ACTUALLY ate it, or if you feel like sitting back and laughing at them while they look for the thing even though you know where it is. If a person is asking for the where-abouts of a female, the scenario could have some sexual undertones. (I ate her).



i ate a cat
a meme where bill s says "i ate a cat" then kenneth ????? says "You make me wanna cry, thats (in my opinion) kind of cruel, but even so i DO respect your opinion" then bill s says "i will eat another"
Example:
i ate a cat.
You make me wanna cry, THATS (in my opinion) kind of cruel, but even so i do respect your opinion
i will eat another


...and then I ate the bowl
Used to take an already impressive story or anecdote and crank it up to 11. Appended to the end of said tale as a means of making it even more unbelievable. Derived from one of the greatest Tim Horton's menu items of all time, the Bread Bowl, and its associated ad campaign, which involved a bystander overhearing that Tim Horton's chili or soup was so good, the orator subsequently eats the bowl it came in; the bystander of course not knowing the bowl itself was made of bread.
Example:
Guy A: "So what did you get up to last night?"

Guy B: "Dude! It was insane. I pounded back a 40 to myself, smoked a joint the size of a jiffy marker, puked, fell in the pool, and ended up sleeping with my buddy's mom."

Guy A: "Wow, that's the craziest shit I've ever hear..."

Guy B: "...and then I ate the bowl."

Guy A: "Fuck, do you have a church I can join?"


I ate Trevor
Having consumed narcotics in such a quantity that you fall asleep in a manner colloquially described as “passing out“.

Consuming narcotics that have a far more severe effect than expected.
Example:
I was wide awake, I ate Trevor, next thing I know it’s 11:43 AM.


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