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Sand Job

sand job or, sand paper hand job, as all men know, is possibly one of the worst occurences the male genatalia can handle. the act of the sand job, most likely taken place in dormatorys, sheds, or in the backseat of a 1983 volvo hatchback actually feels like you're having a piece of sandpaper rip down the sides of your shaft. if one ever comes encountered with a 'sand job' i fully advise them to collect their belongings and immediately disperse from the premises.

sand job

by SlowXxXLearner on Nov 28, 2009 14:30:05

The result of a girl attempting to give a guy a hand job, but for reasons unknown, possibly because they're mentally retarded, makes it hurt more than almost anything known to the male race. the name is self explanatory in that it feels like sand paper is actually being rubbed along your junk. may result in bleeding.

Example:
If you feel as though you are headed towards a sand job, GET THE FUCK OUT.

sand job

by tornado dave on May 01, 2011 12:13:23

Giving someone a handjob with sand being used as the lubricant.

Example:
I woke up with a raw dick because michael decided to give me a sand job while i was passed out.

sand job

by the clamburgler on Jun 08, 2012 09:58:13

A handjob using sand paper

Example:
Evelyn gave me the nastiest bloodiest sand job and I creamed all over her face with my bloody cock

Sand Paper Hand Job

by Dr. Thunder Dix on Dec 27, 2010 07:30:09

(n) the painfully sexual act performed on a male by a completely sadistic or manly lover most likely a softball player, resulting in emotional scarring, severe burns and skin loss.

Example:
That dirty trailer skunk that I picked up at the bowling ally gave me such a sand paper hand job that I bled through my jeans.

Sand-Job

by ILikeCircles on Jun 09, 2009 04:37:52

A sand-job is when a girl takes a piece of sandpaper and then when in her hand proceeds to give you a hand job.

Example:
Damn that Sand-Job hurt like hell last night.

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