kweef

When a girl farts out of her pussy.



kweef
(Noun) Slang for vagina, usually used to describe a very bad smell.
Example:
Normal Guy: Aw, dude it stinks in here! Don't you smell it?

Sick Guy #1: Ahhh, glorious... isn't it?

Sick Guy #2: Yes, indeed. I do love the smell of kweef in the morning.

Normal Guy: ......You guys are fucking douches.


Kweefing
The releasing of gas (a fart) from the penis or vagina. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. The person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole or an unnatural connection between the urethra and rectum. They must get treatment for this, so convince them to see a doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at the nearest hospital immediately do not put this off as your life may be in danger.
Example:
Georgie thought kweefing was funny ‘til he developed general septicaemia, his funeral’s next week.


Kweef
To release gas through the penis. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. A person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole between the prostate and rectum. You must get treatment for this, see your doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at your nearest hospital immediately do put this off about your life may be in danger.
Example:
Charlie used to kweef a lot and ended up in hospital on life support because he didn’t have the sense to see his doctor.


Kweef
Someone who acts gay for a laugh but is very straight, they make look gay but not nessecerily are, they may just like to take pride in there appearance or just like to look good. They are usually increadibly vain
Example:
Robbie: Your so gay
Me: Thats not what your mum was saying last night.
Robbie: What?
Me: Yeh i'm not gay, i'm just kweef


Crack Kweef
A form of fart that makes no noise when released but consequentially smells horrendous and fatal. Often performed by individuals lacking courage or pride. Also known as the 'Silent Killer' or 'Silent Bomb'
Example:
Dude, you fucking crack kweefed?
crack kweef? who you kiddin


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