INTERNET GIRLFRIEND

1) A long distance relationship that began online, sometimes through a dating site, sometimes through meeting elsewhere. Generally, these couples nurture their romantic feelings through Skype and phone calls. They rarely get to see one another, and might date for years before meeting. Sometimes, one partner has to pretty much sacrifice everything (job, family, etc.) to move to be with his lover. These relationships rarely work out.2) A girl you see on the side online when you're in a real life relationship. It usually starts out as an innocent friendship, with the girl serving as someone to vent to about problems with your actual girlfriend. However, it almost always turns into cheating. Most time spent with an online girlfriend will consist of talking about how much better she is than your actual girlfriend, having her help you cum, and having her trade pics with you.3) A fictitious creature and the original definition of the word. Because it's so hard to prove otherwise, a single guy may lie and say that he's dating a girl online with whom he's simple friends or whose pics he possesses. It's a self esteem booster...until he's caught.



internet girlfriend
internet girlfriend, n. : A female acquaintance that one met on the internet. Someone who one would spend countless hours on YIM, MSN Messenger, or AIM chatting with. A good friend who one would also like to meet in person to discover if the romantic feelings are as real in person as they are on the internet/cell phone.
Example:
Randy and his internet girlfriend talked for hours on YIM and the cell phone before deciding to meet in person.


internet girlfriend
See also: lonely, loser, geek, nerd or mastrubation.
Example:
C'mon guys, I really DO have a girlfriend. (What he doesn't know is that his "girlfriend" is actually a 6ft-one 350lb. inmate with an internet pass in the prison library.)


internet girlfriend
n. A girl on the internet. Internet girlfriends usually have inflated egos because many guys hit on them (over the internet). Internet girlfriends are fat, ugly, smelly, have nappy hair, knobby knees, bruises, and are usually missing some teeth. Internet girlfriends usually hang around internet toughguys, so watch out, if you make fun of them... you might get called a "fag".
Example:
internet coolguy: "Oh yeah? Prove you're hot."

internet girlfriend: "Fine. Go to __(gamer picture website)__ and look up __(gamer tag)__."

internet coolguy: "Okay bitch. You wait right here."

(time passes)

internet coolguy: "(group laughing in background) Oh my God, yeah you're totally hot..."

internet toughguy: "You didn't even check you FAG!"


internet girlfriend
A girl with whom one conducts a relationship over the Internet, often involving cybersex.

Internet girlfriends typically are bisexual and/or morbidly obese and/or have mental health problems such as schizophrenia.

The above is the truth, but with the anonymity of the Internet, Internet girlfriends are most likely charlatans and compulsive liars in the way they conduct their Internet relationships.
Example:
His Internet girlfriend admitted to him one evening that she was very paranoid, extremely self conscious, and apparently schizophrenic.


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