The Bartender

Everybody's favorite person. They smile at your frown, put up with most of your shenanigans, laugh at your terrible jokes, offer the occasional ride home, and keep pouring. Respect and cherish these people. You never know how big a part of your life they'll become. Play your cards right, they might just take you home.



The Bartender
The act of pouring multiple drinks in your girlfriends anus, and butt fucking to make a mixed drink. Delicious
Example:
My ex enjoyed her vodka redbull after I pulled The Bartender on her


Bartender
A professional blender of liquids and solids (spirits, narcotics, drug substances, sauces, opiates, anesthetics, ethanol, tranquilizers…) involving a multi-step process culminating in the formation of a, generally appetizing, substance with a specific purpose.

Although historically mistaken for a non-medical professional, a bartender has identical importance as your local pharmacist, family doctor and favorite dealer. In fact, his/her qualifications encompasses all credentials obtained by the aforementioned occupations.
Example:
The hardest part of a bartender's job is figuring out who is stupid and who is drunk


it bartender
An individual who looks at Information Technology (IT) from a holistic perspective inclusive of technical complexities, financial and cultural. Actively listening to the stories of those who delivery and consume IT services, talking them through to technical and financial solutions derived from those stories.
Example:
Jeff was an amazing IT Bartender with us - bringing out the pains of our IT processes and getting the CFO talking about the over budget spending. We're now all on the same page and know what to do.


Bartender
1. Song made by t-pain ft. akon
2. A person who serves drinks at a bar
Example:
1. lyrics: Broke up with my girl last night so I went to the club...

2. The bartender served me 2 glasses of beer.


Bartender
A professional babysitter. A part time psychologist. One who has a developed sense of seeing through the bullshit. Someone you are most likely NOT taking home, so do your bartender a favor and don't ask! Remember, she is getting paid to flirt with you and being HOT is part of the requirement of her job!! A professional bullshitter. Someone with a real sense of fun and can probably drink you under the table. A person with a dangerous turning point who can rip you to shreds with a few pointed sentences if necessary. A part time security guard. I may be cute but will kick your drunk ass if I have to!!
Example:
Drunk: "You're hot."
Bartender: "Thanks, you're not to bad yourself."
Drunk: "You got all kinds of booty girl!"
Bartender: politely smiles

Drunk: "We should go out sometime."
Bartender: (after tab is paid of course) "No thanks I like pussy." (In other words: You are wasted, I am sober, I have witnessed you hit on every girl in this bar and will not be your last resort to get laid. No thanks drunk guy..)


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