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Illegitimate

A straight up whore fucking any dick in sight majorly without protection, leaving her with at least a dozen children each with no fucking clue who their daddy is.

illegitimate

by italian-props to wops- on Sep 18, 2006 10:38:11

Used to describe that a child is not yours. Thus, making you immune to child support.

Can be traced back to as early as greek mythology.

Example:
Zeus or Posiden had a baby with Hoecles who had a son named Illegitimacus

Since Hoecles cannot prove that Zeus or Posiden are the father, Illegitimacus is therefore Illegitimate, meaning none of them have to pay child support

illegitimate

by Michael baganz on May 01, 2007 07:35:16

To get messed up beyond belief.
Drunk, high, etc.

Example:
Aye, lets go get illegitimate as hell this weekend mayne.

illegitimate father

by Denverite3 on Dec 11, 2014 11:57:19

1. A father who does not acknowledge his children.

2. A father who acknowledges a child or children privately and not publicly.

3. A father who acknowledges paternity but does not take responsibility equal to the mother for meeting the child's needs.

Example:
Thomas Jefferson was an illegitimate father of a number of children.

illegitimate masturbating

by incipitsathanas on Oct 19, 2009 11:28:44

1. what jesus is said to have condemned as the greatest sin to be commited as "it is wasting thy knuckle children into a sock only to be put into the bottom ov a hamper."

2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house

3. learning algebra

4. sharing files on frostwire

Example:
i gotta go do some illegitimate masturbating

illegitimate child

by CallMeDanni_xx on Aug 01, 2016 09:47:46

A child whose parents were not married to each other at the time of his or her birth.

Example:
You're an illegitimate child! At least my parents were married!

illegitimate invitation

by wordgrl on Jul 13, 2008 19:42:14

Issuing an invitation which the other person can't accept, in the hope that you get credit for asking but don't have to follow through.

Example:
J. "Wanna go to dinner?"
N. "You know I gotta babysit my sister's 4 kids! That's an illegitimate invitation!"

Illegitimate Rape

by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" on Aug 26, 2012 01:17:42

Illegitimate Rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape in which 2 consenting adults role play a rape fantasy involving the woman being vigorously tortured by the other party usually ending in what scientists are calling "The Money Shot".

Example:
"Ohhh no no no don't worry. Why? Because it was Illegitimate Rape this time."

Illegitimate Retard

by Orbitz21 on Feb 28, 2022 06:20:39

A person who was supposed to be born retarded.

Example:
Person 1: "Look at that bird."

Person 2: "That's a plane you illegitimate retard"

Illegitimate girlfriend

by trixy sparkletits aka stabooby on Feb 27, 2009 03:56:37

The girl that's your neighbor, friend from work, or just friend in general, like a booty call, but there's attachment, you want her and she wants you, but neither of you is "emotionally ready"

Example:
Ange was soooo Brad's illegitimate girlfriend before his breakup with jenn

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