JUMPMAN

A straight up thug who's sole purpose is to jump (aka mug or rob) people on their turf. Plural is "Jumpmen"



jumpman doing a split
When somebody cops a fake pair of Jordans and the Jumpman legs are spread to far apart resembling a split.It is the most noticeable sign of a fake.
Example:
Fake Hypebeast:Yah man got them for 500$
Random:why ya jumpman doing a split?


oregon city jumpman johnson
A term used in Oregon City, Oregon for the act of running down a set of bleachers while squirting feces out when you jump to mirror the fetal position. The feces can be liquid or log form. This is a common practice for young kids in Oregon City when they are methed out. A common result of this is when you get the real stanky leg, or drippy stanky leg.
Example:
Jordan does the Oregon City Jumpman Johnson everyday that ends in Y.


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