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January

One of the kindest people you will ever meet. January is a kind and wise soul who would do anything for you. She always has wisdom to share with you and she will always be there to listen if you need it. January is absolutly beautiful. She is unique and has a shining personality. January's smile is the type that gets you to smile. She has a goofy sense of humor and reminds you of your goofy/adventurous childhood. She has lots of friends and loves them all just as they love her. She cares a lot about her family and will always put them first. No matter what January can always bring you out of a bad mood. She brings new stories to the table every single and makes you laugh even when nothing is funny. January is someone to cherish, she is the kind of person that you will never ever forget. No matter what goes down, you can always count of January to be there. Everyone loves January.

January

by thathighkid on Dec 04, 2019 07:51:35

grab anything month this means you can grab anything you want wether it is ass dick or tits

Example:
hey Karen its January
really
*grabs ass*

wtf

its grab anything month

oh ok
grabs dick

January

by January the best on Dec 26, 2018 11:01:17

The best month if the year and the first month of the year !

Example:
My bday is on January !!!!

January

by January Boy on Feb 10, 2009 05:16:42

The best month of the year with February right behind.when the coolest/hottest people were born. Also the prettiest time of the year..snow & winter time. Who doesnt love January?

Example:
Person 1: Im glad its January

Person 2: Hell yea my birthdays this month!

Person 1: IKR?! mine too.

Person 2: who doesnt love January?

Person 1: only losers :p

January

by Jan W-B. on Feb 03, 2010 03:38:45

A very unique name, generally owned by a very unique person. A beautiful woman.

Example:
January was exquisite.

January

by yaqueen_puertorico on Jan 08, 2020 08:46:57

its yet another slap a*s month :0

Example:
joe: heyyy, why you just slap me a*s
bob: HAVENT YOU HEARD!! ITS SLAP A*S MONTHH!!
joe: uh oh its january ;(

January

by dickmasterflex on Sep 21, 2010 08:51:35

The act of making someone believe a joke, statement, etc. is true, while it is in fact completely fake.

Usually the person being januaried will try very hard to figure out what the person meant, making them look like a complete and utter idiot, as they meant nothing. Added people who are in on the january will add to the hilarity.

Example:
The most common use of the term is through the "January Joke":

Person 1: Yo, what month comes after June?
Person 2: July?
1: Are Julying to me?
2: Ha ha ha very funny.
1: Ok listen to this one: What month comes after December?
2: January.
1: Are you Januarying to me? *Everone "in" on the joke starts laughing*
2: (Embarrassed) What? I don't get it. What do you mean?

When someone is found out:

Person 1: Dude I brought home like 20 chicks last night man!
Person 2: Yeah right, you're januarying me...
Person 1: Damn you got me.

January

by Vlack on Aug 20, 2008 23:40:28

Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holadays and masive partying the general population spends the month hungover

Example:
"Crap I have to go back to work. Wait, Its January which means my bose will be hung over too

January

by jimmeny hensworth on Aug 26, 2008 09:11:18

Everyones favorite month!!

playing in the snow
snuggling by the fire,
and having excuse for ur penis looking so small.

Example:
January: Cold weather shrinks ur junk.

January

by Idk_what_im_doing_here.17 on Nov 06, 2019 09:31:41

People born in January are kind and a little selfish. They have great talents but are shy about them because they are worried that someone will hurt them. They switch around friends because they feel a bit unwanted and uncomfortable but once you get to know her they are SO FUN. They aren’t suck ups to teachers but they try to get good grades and stay on the positive side.They try to be popular and nice to everyone. They are super positive and always smiling.

Example:
Hey who’s that?
That’s Emma
Wow she looks so positive and happy!
Yeah she was born in January

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