Jesus Mary and Josephed

To get sooooo drunk you don't remember anything the next day.



Jesus, Mary, and Joseph
A Catholic prayer used during times of great stress and turmoil; it's also used to express gratefulness when a blessing is received. Often abbreviated as "JMJ".
Example:
1. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, help all those who are trying to escape war-torn places. Amen.

2. I passed my exam! JMJ, thank you!


Jesus, Mary, and Joseph
Nikocado Blablablado's catchphrase.
Example:
Nikocado: *does something* Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!


Jesus, Mary and Joseph
A extremely Christian phrase, usually practised by white 23 year old virgins trying to become more christian after their uncle Dave criticised them for that car they bored... stole.
Example:
White christian: (spills coffee) Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
anybody else accept from very white Christians: Whaaaattttt!


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