Unicorning

Strapping a dildo to your head and charging full throttle and drilling the recipient in the vagina or anus.



Unicorning
Its when you place a hard penis on someones forehead. The balls will also be resting on their head. It resembles a unicorn. Placing a soft penis on someones head is baby unicorning. And if this takes place in a pool or water it is known as narwhaling.
Example:
During a party you find a passed out person and place your hard dick on their forehead, balls at the base of the forehead, this is known as unicorning.


Unicorning
A sexual theatrical play where one partner attaches a strap on dildo and proceeds to penetrate the receiving partner with said dildo strap on.
Example:
Buddy: how was the white knuckler last night?
Me: she was into some wierd shit. I had to put a strap on my head, unicorning the fuck out of her


Unicorning
A unicorn orgasm is like the greatest orgasm ever. Your body/parts of your body go numb. You have muscle spasms that last longer than the sex. It lasts longer than your average joe or orgasms and you don't think it'll ever stop. It's almost like you black out and go to a different world for that period of time. Sometimes you cry after. Your whole body is tense and relaxed at the same time. And you feel like a teenager again because you don't want to stop. It's. That. Good.
Example:
If you're not unicorning , then your partner needs to learn sex .


Unicorning
The act of taking an ice-cream cone with ice cream on it and applying it to the forehead, then taking said cone and penetrating a woman either anally or vaginally.
Example:
Brent was unicorning Alexis for hours last night.


Unicorning
Wearing a rubber mask and posing in front of national monuments, cruising through inappropriate venues (funerals, banks, day care centers), dancing at musical festivals, sight-seeing, doing tourist stuff and also everyday things like going to Costco to get samples of food.
Example:
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